Lt. Topper Harley/Rhett Butler/Superman

Charlie Sheen

Lt. Kent Gregory

Cary Elwes

Ramada Thompson/Scarlett O'Hara/Lois Lane

Valeria Golino

Adm. Thomas "Tug" Benson

Lloyd Bridges

Lt. Cmdr. James Block

Kevin Dunn

Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach

Jon Cryer

`Dead Meat' Thompson

William O'Leary

Kowalski

Kristy Swanson

Wilson

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Buzz Harley

Bill Irwin

Mrs. `Dead Meat' Thompson

Heidi Swedberg

`Red' Herring

Bruce A. Young

Mali Finn

`Mailman' Farnham

Ryan Stiles

Owatonna `The Old One'

Rino Thunder

Rosener

Mark Arnott

Captain Margolis

Ryan Cutrona

Doctor

Don Lake

Air Controller

Kelly Connell

Ambulance Driver

Tony Simotes

Paramedic

Don Luce

Nurse

Judith Kahan

Communications Officer

Jeff Bright

Ring Announcer

Jimmy Lennon Jr.

Francine the Secretary

Marie Thomas

Piano Player

Marc Shaiman

Francine

Marie Thomas-Foster

Scooter

Ryan Fitzgerald

1st Drill Sergeant

Cylk Cozart

2nd Drill Sergeant

Christopher J. Keene

Jazz

Al Clegg

Lawrence Lipps

Pat Proft

Rabbi

Ed Herschlar

Amish Man

Jimmie Ray Weeks

Amish Woman

Annie O'Donnell

Eskimo

Mack Yamaguchi

Himself

Charles Barkley

Himself

Bill Laimbeer

Pope John Paul II

Gene Greytak

Humphrey `Bogie' Bogart

Tony Lorea

2nd Drill Sergeant

Christopher Keene

Saddam Hussein

Jerry Halera

Elvis `The King' Presley

Bob Lenz

Liberace

Willie Collins

Precocious Paper Boy

Robert Puro

Saddam Hussein

Jerry Haleva

Handsome Milkman

Richard Lasting

1st Boxer

Elston Ridgle

2nd Boxer

Max Jones

Conspiratorial Crewman

Chris Doyle

Parking Valet

Pablo Prietto

Parking Valet

John Bankson

Sleep Weasel Squadron Member

Gary Brayboy

Conspiratorial Crewman

Christopher Doyle

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Kevin Eads

Family in Front of TV Store

Nancy Abrahams

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Richard Emanuel

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Brent Freeman

Family in Front of TV Store

Joseph Abrahams

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Craig McIntosh

Family in Front of TV Store

Jamie Abrahams

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Tony Moreno

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Cary Brayboy

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

David Oliver

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Kip Pierce

Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member

Sean Wright

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Dave Oliver

Bill Butler

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Richard Emanuelle

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kenton Steger

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Joe Allegro

Jim Abrahams

Sylvester Levay

Bill Badalato

Janet Graham

Stephen McEveety

Greg Norberg

Director

Jim Abrahams