Cleon "Slammin" Salmon

Michael Clarke Duncan

Nuts

Jay Chandrasekhar

Rich

Kevin Heffernan

Dave / Donnie

Paul Soter

Connor

Steve Lemme

Guy

Erik Stolhanske

Mia

April Bowlby

Tara

Cobie Smulders

Herself

Morgan Fairchild

Horace the Lone Diner

Will Forte

Dick Lobo

Lance Henriksen

Stacy

Carla Gallo

Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente

Candace Smith

Nutella

Vivica A. Fox

Anthony

Jeff Chase

Jamie the Line Chef

Michael Yurchak

Carl the Manager

Nat Faxon

Samara Dubois

Olivia Munn

Waitress

Jolie Martin

Marlon Spencer

Sendhil Ramamurthy

Patty the Hostess

Carrie Clifford

Stanley

Jim Gaffigan

Merlot Customer

Rosalie Ward

Dry Sac Customer

Marc Evan Jackson

4 lb. Lobster Dude

Dennis Gubbins

Mr. Yamamuri

Koji Kataoka

Translator

Smith Cho

The Escort

Gillian Vigman

Cod Customer #1

Bobbi Sue Luther

Cod Customer #2

Michael Merton

The John

Michael Weaver

Cod Customer #3

J.D. Walsh

Steve Lemmaducci

Avi Rothman

Bachelor Party Guy

James Grace

Al the Lesbian

Alison Bower

British Guy

Sam Redford

Disgusted Businessman

Jim Rash

Champagne Customer #1

Elisabeth Noone

Champagne Customer #2

Melissa-Anne Davenport

Opera Customer

Peter Gaulke

Frat Guy

Rohit Sang

Fidel the Bartender

Richard Perello

King Crab Customer

Philippe Brenninkmeyer

King Crab Customer Wife

Tara Brenninkmeyer

Miami Dolphin #1

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

Diane Baldwin