Dotty Otley / Mrs. Clackett

Carol Burnett

Lloyd Fellowes

Michael Caine

Selsdon Mowbray/The Burglar

Denholm Elliott

Poppy Taylor

Julie Hagerty

Belinda Blair/Flavia Brent

Marilu Henner

Tim Allgood

Mark Linn-Baker

Frederick Dallas/Philip Brent

Christopher Reeve

Garry Lejeune/Roger Tramplemain

John Ritter

Brooke Ashton/Vicki

Nicollette Sheridan

Des Moines Stagehand

Kate Rich

Miami Stagehand

Zoe R. Cassavetes

Cleveland Stagehand

Kim Sebastian

Broadway Stagehand

L.B. Straten

Broadway Stagehand (as L.B. Straten)

Louise Stratten

Miami Backstage Guard

J. Christopher Sullivan

Miami Usher

Kimberly Neville

Miami Electrician

Cleveland O'Neal

Company Lighting Technician

Roger Michelson

Company Soundman

Joe Hanna

Backstage Visitor

Rosie DeSanctis

Broadway Usher

Jack McCall

Broadway Usher

Keith Crowningshield

Broadway Usher

Andrew Mapp

Broadway Theatergoer

Dianna Agostini

Bum at Curb

Bronson Dudley

Backstage Doorman

Drummond Erskine

Additional Stagehand

Robert Armstrong

Additional Stagehand

Dick Corman

Additional Stagehand

Wendy Wilson

Additional Stagehand

Matthew Robert Gottlieb

Additional Stagehand

Dana Marley

Nicolette Sheridan

Director

Peter Bogdanovich