Jesse

Ashton Kutcher

Chester Greenburg

Seann William Scott

Christie Boner

Kristy Swanson

Wanda

Jennifer Garner

Wilma

Marla Sokoloff

Zoltan

Hal Sparks

Nelson

David Herman

Tommy

Charlie O'Connell

Nordic Dude 1

Christian Middelthon

Nordic Dude 2

David W. Bannick

Mr. Pizzacoli

John Toles-Bey

Jeff

Turtle Lini

Zarnoff

Bob Clendenin

Tania

Teressa Tunney

Zelmina

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Jumpsuit Chick #1

Mitzi Martin

Alien Nordic Dude #2

Dave Bannick

Zellner

Kevin Christy

Jumpsuit Chick 2

Nichole M. Hiltz

Jeff

James Vincent

Jumpsuit Chick 3

Linda Kim

Jumpsuit Chick 4

Mia Trudeau

Zilbor

Kristoffer Winters

Mrs. Crabbleman

Linda Porter

Jumpsuit Chick 5

Kim Marie Johnson

Redheaded Bartender

Joanna Bacalso

Nordic Dude No. 1

Christian Middlelthon

Big Cult Guard #1

Bill Chott

Nordic Dude No. 2

David Bannick

Big Cult Guard #2

Michael Bower

Penny the Impound Officer / Impound Officer

Cleo King

Gene

John Melendez

Fabio

Fabio

Chinese Tailor

Keone Young

Pierre (uncredited)

Brent Spiner

Ray Cop

Marc Lynn

Super Jumpsuit Chick

Jodi Ann Paterson

Anderson Cop

Christopher Darga

Rick Cop

Pat Finn

Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)

Freda Foh Shen

Fun O'Rama Employee

Dwight Armstrong

Couselor

Cinco Paul

Stuart

Brendan Ian Hill

Anthony

Jona Kai Jacobsen

Birthday Father

Big Johnson

Birthday Son

Galvin Chapman

Stripper No. 1

Katherine Baker

Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)

Joyce Giraud

Patty

Claudine Barros

Boy with Bat

Brendan Hill

Mr. Pizzacoli Jr.

Dominic Capone

Birthday Father

Richard Johnson

Dancer No. 1

Melissa Messmer

Dancer #1

Tabitha Taylor

Dancer No. 2

Misty Atkinson

Dancer No. 3

Veronica Gomez

Dancer No. 4

Melissa Burleson

Dancer No. 5

Annette Pursley

Dancer No. 6

Melissa Copen

Dancer No. 7

Linda Maria Balver

Dancer No. 8

Cheryl Tsai

Muscle Head

Erik Aude

Muscle Head

Ryan Christian

Muscle Head

Blaise Fitzgerald

Muscle Head

Willian H. Gray

Kirsty Swanson

Mark (uncredited)

Andy Dick

Sean William Scott