Dick Steele

Leslie Nielsen

Veronique Ukrinsky

Nicollette Sheridan

The Director

Charles Durning

Miss Cheevus

Marcia Gay Harden

Generaal Rancor

Andy Griffith

Norman Coleman

Barry Bostwick

Kabul

John Ales

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Stephanie Romanov

Professor Ukrinsky

Elya Baskin

Desiree More

Talisa Soto

McCluckey

Mason Gamble

Slice

Carlos Lauchu

Bus Driver

Ray Charles

Agent Steve Bishop

Robert Guillaume

Helecopter Pilot

Mr. T

Thug #1

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #2

Keith Campbell

Painter

Taylor Negron

Brian the Waiter

Pat Morita

Himself

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Alex Trebek

Steele's Tag Team Member

Joyce Brothers

Agent Clinton

Roger Clinton

Businessman

Robert Culp

Himself

Fabio

Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Hulk Hogan

Helicopter Ticket Agent

Elizabeth Kaitan

Woman in Murphy Bed

Alexandra Paul

Pastry Chef

Curtis Armstrong

Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Michael Berryman

Dancer

Tina Arning

Bruce Paul Barbour

Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

Eddie Deezen

William Barillaro

Rancor Guard at Intercom

John Kassir

Stephen Burrows

Johnny Cocktails

Wayne Cotter

Rancor Terrorist--Helmlich

Rick Cramer

Noggin

Clyde Kusatsu

Joey Dente

Twin #1

Diane Klimaszewski

Paul Eliopoulos

Twin #2

Elaine Klimaszewski

Andrew English

Short Rancor Guard

Michael Lee Gogin

Short Rancor Guard (Voice)

Brad Garrett

The President

Bruce Gray

Hollis Hill

Kelly Lange

Kelly Lange

Brian Howe

Manicurist

Thuy Trang

Nia James

Boy with Balloons

Austin Kottke

Valentino Johnson

Balloon-Popping Boy

Reid Worthington

Stewardess

Shari Shattuck

Cigarette Girl

Downtown Julie Brown

Michael Leahs

Manicurist

Tara Leon

Sad Mime

Bruno Marcotulli

Skippy

Esau McKnight

Katherine Moffat

Fran Montano

Desiree More

Ron Morgan

Joanne Nerlino

Mil Nicholson

Gayle Obodzinski

M.C. for Rancor Extortion Video

Gary Owens

Tyler Patton

Pee Wee Piamonti

Jeff Sanders

Agent Sharp

Thom Sharp

Pat Tanzillo

Georgeous Blonde

Angela Visser

Maxi Anderson

Billie Barnun

Maria Del Rey

Singing Nun

Linda Harmon

Singing Nun

Darlene Koldenhoven

Carol Lombard

Jeanie Long

Singing Nun

Sally Stevens

Tata Vega*

Singing Nun

Jeannine Wagner

Julia Waters

Maxine Waters Willard

Mother Superior

Julie Payne

Himself

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Chevy Chase

Tone Loc

Director

Rick Friedberg