Dick Steele
Leslie Nielsen
Veronique Ukrinsky
Nicollette Sheridan
The Director
Charles Durning
Miss Cheevus
Marcia Gay Harden
Generaal Rancor
Andy Griffith
Norman Coleman
Barry Bostwick
Kabul
John Ales
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Stephanie Romanov
Professor Ukrinsky
Elya Baskin
Desiree More
Talisa Soto
McCluckey
Mason Gamble
Slice
Carlos Lauchu
Bus Driver
Ray Charles
Agent Steve Bishop
Robert Guillaume
Helecopter Pilot
Mr. T
Thug #1
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #2
Keith Campbell
Painter
Taylor Negron
Brian the Waiter
Pat Morita
Himself
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
Alex Trebek
Steele's Tag Team Member
Joyce Brothers
Agent Clinton
Roger Clinton
Businessman
Robert Culp
Himself
Fabio
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Hulk Hogan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Elizabeth Kaitan
Woman in Murphy Bed
Alexandra Paul
Pastry Chef
Curtis Armstrong
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Michael Berryman
Dancer
Tina Arning
Bruce Paul Barbour
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
Eddie Deezen
William Barillaro
Rancor Guard at Intercom
John Kassir
Stephen Burrows
Johnny Cocktails
Wayne Cotter
Rancor Terrorist--Helmlich
Rick Cramer
Noggin
Clyde Kusatsu
Joey Dente
Twin #1
Diane Klimaszewski
Paul Eliopoulos
Twin #2
Elaine Klimaszewski
Andrew English
Short Rancor Guard
Michael Lee Gogin
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Brad Garrett
The President
Bruce Gray
Hollis Hill
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Brian Howe
Manicurist
Thuy Trang
Nia James
Boy with Balloons
Austin Kottke
Valentino Johnson
Balloon-Popping Boy
Reid Worthington
Stewardess
Shari Shattuck
Cigarette Girl
Downtown Julie Brown
Michael Leahs
Manicurist
Tara Leon
Sad Mime
Bruno Marcotulli
Skippy
Esau McKnight
Katherine Moffat
Fran Montano
Desiree More
Ron Morgan
Joanne Nerlino
Mil Nicholson
Gayle Obodzinski
M.C. for Rancor Extortion Video
Gary Owens
Tyler Patton
Pee Wee Piamonti
Jeff Sanders
Agent Sharp
Thom Sharp
Pat Tanzillo
Georgeous Blonde
Angela Visser
Maxi Anderson
Billie Barnun
Maria Del Rey
Singing Nun
Linda Harmon
Singing Nun
Darlene Koldenhoven
Carol Lombard
Jeanie Long
Singing Nun
Sally Stevens
Tata Vega*
Singing Nun
Jeannine Wagner
Julia Waters
Maxine Waters Willard
Mother Superior
Julie Payne
Himself
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Chevy Chase
Tone Loc