Skye Daley
Brooke Shields
Ricky Coogan
Alex Winter
Dick Brian
William Sadler
Elijah C. Skuggs
Randy Quaid
Julie
Megan Ward
Ernie
Michael Stoyanov
Ernie
Michael Stoyanov
The Bearded Lady
Mr. T
Worm
Derek McGrath
Sockhead
Karyn Malchus
Kevin
Brian Brophy
Stuey Gluck
Alex Zuckerman
Sockhead as Tourist/Sockhead
Bobcat Goldthwait
Bill Blazer
Ray Baker
Ortiz the Dog Boy
Keanu Reeves
Stewardess
Morgan Fairchild
Rosie the Pinhead
Patti Tippo
The Eternal Flame
Lee Arenberg
Cowboy
John Hawkes
Toad
Jaime Cardriche
Nosey
Jeff Kahn
Eye
Michael Gilden
George Ramirez #1
Eduardo Ricard
George Ramirez #2
Henry Carbo
George Ramirez #3
Deep Roy
Giant Stuey Monster
Jon M. Chu
Cheese Wart
Gibby Haynes
Nun
Pamela Mant
Editor
Don Stark
Clown
Arturo Gil
Biker
J.D. Silvester
Milkman
Tom Stern
EES Assistant
David Bowe
FBI Guy
David Roberson
Mary Gail Artz
Security Guy
Jack Yates
Prof. Nigel Crump
Joe Baker
Frogman
Tim Burns
Larry "Bud" Melman
Calvert DeForest
N. Eye
Joseph S. Griffo
Giant Rick Monster
Vincent Hammond