James 'Droz' Andrews

Jeremy Piven

Tom Lawrence

Chris Young

Rand McPherson

David Spade

Gutter

Jon Favreau

Katy

Megan Ward

Samantha

Sarah Trigger

Mersh

Jake Busey

Mullaney

Alex Désert

President Garcia-Thompson

Jessica Walter

Cecelia

Gale Mayron

George Clinton

George Clinton

Mullaney

Alex Desert

1st Womynist

Viveka Davis

2nd Womynist

Maddie Corman

1st Dave

Jake Beecham

2nd Dave

Darin Heames

Raji

Matthew Brandon Ross

Deege

Stivi Paskoski

Pigman

Jody Racicot

Bantam Draper

Thomas Mitchell

Carter Prescott

Kevin Jubinville

Kosmo

Ted Kozma

The Giggler

Theo Caldwell

1st Trustee

Colin Fox

2nd Trustee

Larry Reynolds

Moonbeam

Becky Thyre

Afrocentrist

Kevin Thigpen

Computer Geek

Rob Gfroerer

Gay Activist

Jonathan Wilson

Sanskrit Major

Joel Bissonnette

Physics Major

M.J. Kang

Physical Ed Major

Trent McMullen

1st Jock

David Berni

2nd Jock

Jeff Clarke

Singer

Valentina Cardinalli

Folksinger

Adam Bocknek

Bathroom Patron

Zak Penn

D.J.

Freddy Proia

1st Granola

Jeremy Harris

2nd Granola

Jeff Feher

Granola #2

R.J. Feher

Pretty Boy Dancer

Joel Keller

Cattle Butcher

Lee Hoverd

Flashback Girl

Teresa Sherrer

Scoreboard Flipper

Jannie McInnes

Pampers Woman

Marcia Diamond

Liquor Store Guy

Dick Callahan

1st Townie

Stephen Jackson

2nd Townie

Pierre Larocque

Gutter's Mother

Shelley Goldstein

Gutter's Mother

Shel Goldstein

Newscaster in Video Clip

Glenn K. Pearson

Newscaster in Video Clip

Glenn Pearson

Himself

Greg Boyer

Himself

Gary Cooper

Himself

Bennie Cowan

Himself

Ray Davis

Himself

Louis Kabbabie

Himself

Tracy Lewis

Himself

Dewayne McKnight

Himself

Cardell Mosson

Self

Cordell Mosson

Himself

Williams Michael Payne

Self

William Michael Payne

Himself

Garry Shider

Self

Gary Shider

Himself

Nicole Tindall

Himself

Greg Thomas

Himself

Andre Williams

Himself

Belita Woods