Omar

Antonio Aakeel

Ray

Johnny Vegas

Ellen

Vicki Pepperdine

Pete

Jack Carroll

Irfan

Asim Chaudhry

Ken

Kevin Eldon

Amy

Sarah Hoare

Malik

Nitin Ganatra

Parveen

Natalie Davies

Fortune Teller

Tom Binns

Gran

Stephanie Fayerman

Sara

Hayley Tamaddon

Saftar

Darshan Jariwala

Parveen

Natalie Davis

Security Guard

Peter Slater

Barbara

Janice Connolly

Ice Cream Man

Phil Ellis

Nadia

Shila Iqbal

Kevin

Steve Cain

Tazim

Neelam Bakshi

Sadiq

Naithan Ariane

Karen

Emily Spowage

Mike

Christopher Hollinshead

Young Pete

George Jewell Hanson

Young Omar

Usaim Younnis

Ray's Wife

Ali Khan

Grandma Wakas

Yogesh Virmani

Grandad Waka

Bhim Virmani

Hasma

Irfan Nazir

Akeel

Ali Abbas

Hamza

Sanjay Parka

Mohammed

Kamran Khan

Abdul

Atif Rehman

Grandma Sajida

Teresa Mondo

Auntie Asma

Margaret Masood

Akeel / Aunty Eraj

Ajmal Yousuf

Imran

Mustafa Amir

Auntie

Saara Nawaz

Romana

Aarya Dalvi

Uncle Bilal

Eugene Rangayah

Super Sex Pen Model

Jasvinder Jhumat

Isobel

Meghan Carroll

Girl in Arcade

Ella Foster

Stacey

Daniel Wallace

Tramp

Miroslav Andjelkovic

Tooty Frooty

Jason Redshaw

Fruitty Licious

David Charles-Cully

Party Goer

Dave Simon