Omar
Antonio Aakeel
Ray
Johnny Vegas
Pete
Jack Carroll
Irfan
Asim Chaudhry
Ellen
Vicki Pepperdine
Ken
Kevin Eldon
Amy
Sarah Hoare
Malik
Nitin Ganatra
Fortune Teller
Tom Binns*
Gran
Stephanie Fayerman
Sara
Hayley Tamaddon
Saftar
Darshan Jariwala
Parveen
Natalie Davis
Security Guard
Peter Slater
Barbara
Janice Connolly
Ice Cream Man
Phil Ellis
Nadia
Shila Iqbal
Kevin
Steve Cain
Tazim
Neelam Bakshi
Sadiq
Naithan Ariane
Karen
Emily Spowage
Mike
Christopher Hollinshead
Young Pete
George Jewell Hanson
Young Omar
Usaim Younnis
Ray's Wife
Ali Khan
Grandma Wakas
Yogesh Virmani
Grandad Waka
Bhim Virmani
Hasma
Irfan Nazir
Akeel
Ali Abbas
Hamza
Sanjay Parka
Mohammed
Kamran Khan
Abdul
Atif Rehman
Grandma Sajida
Teresa Mondo
Auntie Asma
Margaret Masood
Akeel / Aunty Eraj
Ajmal Yousuf
Imran
Mustafa Amir
Auntie
Saara Nawaz
Romana
Aarya Dalvi
Parveen
Natalie Davies
Uncle Bilal
Eugene Rangayah
Super Sex Pen Model
Jasvinder Jhumat
Isobel
Meghan Carroll
Girl in Arcade
Ella Foster
Stacey
Daniel Wallace
Tramp
Miroslav Andjelkovic
Tooty Frooty
Jason Redshaw
Fruitty Licious
David Charles-Cully
Party Goer
Dave Simon