Himself / Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll

Steve-O

Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

Preston Lacy

Jesus

Chris Pontius

Max Gottlieb

Abraham Benrubi

My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Jason Acuña

Susie

Elisa Donovan

Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Clifton Collins Jr.

Jimmy Gonzalas

Ehren McGhehey

Ace Glover/Jackoff Smirnoff

Dimitry Elyashkevich

Gizzards

Lamont Johnson

Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Jacob Vargas

Crazy Neighbor

Marcy Goldman

Manny the Gator Guy

Manny Puig

Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Dian Bachar

Charlotte

Camille Langfield

Waitress

Karla Cavalli*

Soldier

Tim Montijo

Samantha

Art Chudabala

Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy

Lee Majors

Himself

Ryan Simonetti

Fear Factor Host / Self

Judd Nelson

Crow

Danny Trejo

Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex

Sam Macaroni

Carrie

Jason Mewes

Stubbs

Tony Cox

Various

Iglesias Estefania

Ms. Jones

Faith Majors

Guy

Ian Somerhalder

Hot Drunken Latina

Jessica Diz

Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2

Sevier Crespo

Lakin Girl 4

Nicole Marie Lenz

Sergeant

Richard Portnow

Manny

Jason Fijal

Army Host

Ahmet Zappa

Bobby Peacock

Pete Yorn

MP Johnson / Dubois

Mike O'Hearn

Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope

Mayte Garcia

After

Jason Dean Booher

Hot Blonde

Tabitha Taylor

Doctor / Interventionist

Terry Rhoads

Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

Christina Pazsitzky

Filthy Strip Club Announcer

Salim Grant

Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Drug Lord Jose Carlos

Vincent Laresca

Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

Rick Najera

Bully

Jonah Rooney

Self

Eugenio Derbez

Change

Lobo Sebastian

Girl

Mackenzie King

Cowgirl

Keren Gilbert

Mr. Smith

Adam Vetri