Gilbert Galvan Jr./Robert Whiteman

Josh Duhamel

Andrea

Elisha Cuthbert

Tommy

Mel Gibson

Snydes

Nestor Carbonell

Linda

Olivia D'Abo

Ben

Lorenzo Yearby

Hoffman

Swen Temmel

Carla

Haley Webb

Moms

Claire Bronson

Diamond Dave

Keith Arthur Bolden

Cute Clerk

Rachael Markarian

Bishop

Dylan Flashner

Instructor

Spence Maughon

Captain McGuinley

Michael H. Cole

Judge

Clayton Landey

Diamond Dave's Girlfriend

Jessica Luza

Flight Attendant

Celeste Fianna

Jessica the Teller

Leander Suleiman

Lydia

Leslie Stratton

Jill

Chiara D'Ambrosio

Vancouver Delivery Guy

Derek Severson

Girl

Helena Sadvary

Godwin's Clerk

Dayna Beilenson

Self (archive footage)

Ronald Reagan

Airport Screener

Christina Bach

Valet Woman

Ashley Dougherty

Beat Cop

Jason Vail

Unemployment Clerk

Megan Hayes

London Teller

Hannah Celeste

Mover

Ron Fallica

Sidewalk Mom

Viktoria Anske

Young Girl

Ava Anske

Matty O

Mary DeMatteo

Cop

Buddy Watkins

Robert Whiteman

Jerry Ascione

Red Jacket

Greg Corbett

Bank Manager

Ian Hoch

Supervisor

BJ Winfrey

Restaurant Manager

Charlie Sara

Salesman

David Venable