Sam

Gerard Butler

Sarah

Valerie Edmond

Frank

James Cosmo

Charlotte

Valerie Gogan

Jude

Danny Nussbaum

Barry

Carl Proctor

Mary

Dilys Miller

Robin

Ron Guthrie

Frank's false teeth

Hugh Wilson

Shirley(voice) (as Robyn Calloway)

Robin Galloway

Opera buff

Nigel Pegram

Doctor Frith (as Andrew Townley)

Andrew Townsley