Stan Helsing

Steve Howey

Nadine

Diora Baird

Mia

Desi Lydic

Kay

Leslie Nielsen

Teddy

Kenan Thompson

Screaming Woman

Tara Wilson

Hitcher

Travis MacDonald

Fweddy

Ben Cotton

Needlehead

Charles Zuckermann

Pleatherface

Twan Holliday

Bride

Holly Eglington

Crazy

Darren Moore

Bride of Dracula

Ildiko Ferenczi

Altar Boy

Jeremy Crittenden

Mason

Ken Kirzinger

Lucky

Jeff Gulka

Sexy Employee

Elysia Rotaru

Sully

Chad Krowchuk

Herself

Zorianna Kit

Michael Criers

Lee Tichon

Bride

Denyc

Bathroom lady

Kathryn Kirkpatrick

Guy #1

Alain Chanoine

Husband

Ray G. Thunderchild

Hippie Lady

Hilary Strang

Employee #2

Lara Babalola

Bride #1

Denise Poole

Busboy

Nathan Dashwood

Michael Jackson

Grayson Szakacs

Security Guard

John Burnside

Employee #1

Robin Nielsen

Afroman

Jon Johnson

Dead Body

James Ashcroft

The Robber

Mikey Granger

Hockey Boy / Kid #1

Aaron Rota

Teenager in movie store

Kelsey McIlroy

Michael Jackson

Grayson Gabriel

Choking Old Man

Colin Foo

Director

Bo Zenga

Frankenstein's Monster

John DeSantis

Wolfman

Ryan Steele

Barack Obama

Chris Shields

Vendor

Steven Garr

Fire Patron

Duane Dickinson

Girl #1

Zainab Musa