David Gold

Pat Mills

Lisa the Valedictorian Slut

Alexandria Benoit

Ginny

Allison Hossack

Jabrielle

Zahra Bentham

Principal Newman

Kevin Hanchard

Rhonda Langdon

Eleanor Zichy

Brenda

Tracey Hoyt

Mrs. Schlitz (as Jen Goodhue)

Jennifer Goodhue

Alexondria the Goth

Emily Piggford

Andrea Simms

Jane Moffat

Scott Howell

David Tompa

Nisha

Laytrel McMullen

Desmond

David Wontner

John

Alex Harrouch

Mr. Schlitz

Ian Matthews

Brent ('Ghost')

Alex Ozerov-Meyer

Glen the Sound Guy

Alastair Forbes

Mrs. Schlitz

Jen Goodhue

Ms. Kim

Maria Vacratsis

Mr. Ball

Timm Zemanek

Doctor

Don Allison

Waiter

Becky Johnson

The Real Roland Brown

Ted Atherton

Liquor Store Teen Boy #2

Michael Kaplan

Ginny's Husband

Robert B. Kennedy

Officer Stockwell

Michael Koras

Apathetic Cashier

Mary Pitt

Female News Anchor

Jee-Yun Lee

Meaghan

Claire Mazerolle

Prisoner #3

Clyde Phillips Sr.

Liquor Store Teen Boy #1

Julian Robino

Katie / Tanning Specialist

Haley Shannon

Prisoner #2

Goran Stjepanovic

Prisoner #1 (as Aaron Giberson)

Nicolas Grimes

Denise Crain (voice)

Quancetia Hamilton

Cassandra Crain (voice) (as Nadine Roden)

Nadine Whiteman