Phil Weston

Will Ferrell

Buck Weston

Robert Duvall

Mike Ditka

Mike Ditka

Barbara Weston

Kate Walsh

Janice Weston

Musetta Vander

Sam Weston

Dylan McLaughlin

Bucky Weston

Josh Hutcherson

Mark Avery

Steven Anthony Lawrence

Hunter

Jeremy Bergman

Byong Sun

Elliot Cho

Ambrose

Erik Walker

Connor

Dallas McKinney

Gian Piero

Francesco Liotti

Massimo

Alessandro Ruggiero

Jack

Sammy Fine

Ref

David Herman

Alex

Timmy Deters

Young Sally

Brie Hill Arbaugh

Clark

Peter Jason

Ann Hogan

Rachael Harris

Donna Jones

Laura Kightlinger

Soccer Dan

Dan Metcalfe

Young Phil

Jeffrey Noah

Jim Davidson 'The Captain'

Jim Turner

Palermo

Brian Palermo

Janet Davidson

Julia Campbell

John Ryan

Phill Lewis

Andy

Jarrad Paul

Forest Avery

David Bowe

Tom Hanna

Matt Winston

Diana Ditka

Susan Barnes

Patty

Lu Elrod

Track & Field Coach

Tom Virtue

Jack's mother

Karly Rothenberg

Umberto

Joseph R. Sicari

Stew

Scott Adsit

Butcher Shop Employee

Timm Sharp

Butcher Shop Employee

Stasi Glenn Farbes

Baby Phil

Kaitlyn Arens

Butcher Shop Employee

Frank Cassavetes

Butcher Shop Employee

Jose Vivanco

Beantown Employee

Rob Benedict

Will Ferrel

Beantown Customer

Martin Starr

Beantown Customer

Lisa Lackey

Caring Soccer Dad

Gus Buktenica

Tiger

Harrison Doyle

Tiger

Christopher Garcia-Reyes

Tiger

Chase Klitzner

Tiger

Brandon Vincent

Gladiator

Zach Hendrickson

Gladiator

Logan Rouse

Gladiator

Daniel Barrera

Gladiator

Brett Berman

Gladiator

Richard G. Fray II

Gladiator

Jeffrey Koval

Gladiator

Kyle Nathanson

Gladiator

Jack Polson

Gladiator

Wesley Taylor

Gladiator

Michael Uyehara

Gladiator

Tyler Reid West

Tarantula

Mason Lucero

Tarantula

Austin Marques

Tarantula

Vahe Nalbandian

Cosmos Player

Willie Amakye

Obnoxious Hummer Lady (uncredited)

Alex Borstein