Marlon Browne

Corey Parker

Kip Hammett

Anthony Edwards

Jessica Kailo

Lara Flynn Boyle

Nina Sachie

Finn Carter

Leo Whitman

Charles Rocket

Sports Announcer (voice)

Gary Owens

Oliver

Christopher Rydell

Coach Evans

Brian Doyle Murray

Vera Cook

Tichina Arnold

Flutter

Bill Raymond

Dean Patterson

Philip Baker Hall

Dr. Phillip Jellinak

Nicolas Coster

Betty Kailo

Micole Mercurio

George Kailo

Robert Ridgely

Bill Browne

Richard Jenkins

High-School Coach

Bill Henderson

Chancellor Joanna Holbrook

Helen Lloyd Breed

Francine Bauer

Nora Dunn

Himself

Bob Eubanks

Bennedict

Phil Hartman

Sally O'Connor

O-Lan Jones

Mrs. Wyler

Susan Krebs

Jessica's Friend #1

Maya Lebenzon

Jessica's Friend #2

Annie Oringer

Herself

Dee Booher

Female Wrestler

Queen Kong

Sharon Browne

Diane Franklin

Mailman

Taylor Negron

`A'

Bruce Wagner

Kiddie Koral Girl #1

Ashleigh Harris

`B'

Tom Kenny

Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Juliet Sorci

Game Show Hostess

Hope Marie Carlton

Mrs. Cook

Fran Bennett

Game Show Hostess

Rebecca Ferratti

Ronny Paulson

Duane Davis

Phillip Jellinak

Adam Silbar

Game Show Hostess

Lisa Fuller

Librarian

Marlene Warfield

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter

Curtis Armstrong

Anxious Boy

Edward Mehler

Young Energizer

Richard Steven Horvitz

Woman with Lasso

Stella Hall

Startled Boy

Lawrence C. Spinak

Willie

Willie Smith

Egghead

Gregg Binkley

Earnest Boy

Phill Lewis

Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Dan Schneider

Smart Aleck

Morris Wilkes Jr.

B

Rob Paulsen

Asian Student

Leon Fan

Cassandra

Vernetta R. Jenkins

Army Recruiter

James McIntire

Lonestar State Recruiter

Jim Painter

Waitress

Tara Vessels

McDonald's Employee

Davyd McCoy

Helicopter Pilot

Dale House

Egghead

Daniel William Carter

Egghead

Marisa Desimone

Egghead

Greg Binkley*

Laurie Thomas, Twin #1

Emily Munson

Terry Thomas, Twin #2

Sara Munson

Kiddie Koral Girl #1

Juliet Sorcey

Helicopter Pilot

Dale E. House

High School Senior

Aaron Michael Lacey

Director

Savage Steve Holland