Dane Jensen

Gerard Butler

Danny

Travis Van Winkle

Elise Jensen

Gretchen Mol

Phil

Ryan Hansen

Lindsay

Tara Reid

Ed Blackridge

Willem Dafoe

Pete

Christopher Lloyd

Gabe

Tom Arnold

Janine

Diora Baird

Lynn Vogel

Alison Brie

Lou Wheeler

Alfred Molina

Mr. Nunley

Dave Foley

Dr. Savraj Singh

Anupam Kher

Sumner

Dustin Milligan

George

Clint Howard

Mike

David DeLuise

Lauren Jensen

Julia Butters

Ryan Jensen

Maxwell Jenkins

Harold

Richard Riehle

Jo Jo

John Capodice

Toni

Kathleen Munroe

Teacher

Mayko Nguyen

Mulvahill

Phil Hendrie

Bernadine

Mimi Kuzyk

Joe

Cutter Garcia

HR Manager

Stephen Bogaert

Ana the Brazillian

Sierra Wooldridge

Andrew

Scott Donnelly

Antoine

Dwain Murphy

Stacey

Brienne De Beau

Recruiter #4

Jimi Shlag

DD dancer

Rachel Ann Mullins

Kid #1

Sadie Munroe

Dancer

Felicia Chong

Pat

Edward Finlay

Kid #2

Richie Lawrence

Kid #3

Samuel Faraci

Tom

Justin Lieberman

Officer Dunn

John DiResta

Orderly

Michael Cornacchia

Elise's Brother #2

Jim Annan

Eddie

August Emerson

20s Something Kid

Shawn Meunier

Ryan

Trent Garrett

Mailman

Carrot Top

Irish Lass

A Leslie Kies

Lady at Funeral

Renee Pezzotta

Fred

Matt Doherty

Mickey Starr

Shelley Bennett

Cody (uncredited)

Niko Novick