Robert "Gunther" Bendik

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blake

Taran Killam

Donnie

Bobby Moynihan

Lisa McCalla

Cobie Smulders

Sanaa

Hannah Simone

Kolvalchik

Dave Ward

Gabe

Paul Brittain

Izzat

Amir Talai

Barold

Ryan Gaul

Warlord

Marc-Anthony Massiah

Soldier #1

Sylvesta Stuart

Yong

Aaron Yoo

Mia

Allison Tolman

Max

Steve Bacic

Soldier #2

Reese Alexander

Soldier #3

J.C. Williams

Kolvalchik

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Soldier #4

Eric Mazimpaka

Nate / Interviewer

Amitai Marmorstein

Jeep Driver

Chad Sayn

Rahmat

Peter Kelamis

Soldier #3

J.C. Williams

Ashley

Aubrey Sixto

Sultan

Joel Labelle

Sex Slave Girl

Janene Carleton

Giggly Woman

Elizabeth Bowen

Schneider Feizmark

Jake T. Roberts

Cheyenne

Scott McNeil

Sheepish Security Guard

Tyronne L'Hirondelle

Charger Driver/Gunther Cameraman #1

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Trish/Bartender

Rebecca Olson

Girl in Karaoke Bar

Tawny West

Jewel

Alex Duncan

Jewel

Alex Duncan

Dave

Chad Krowchuk

Graveyard Employee

Joel Cottingham

Gunther Cameraman #2

Lars Grant

Diedrick Brunner

Hyuma Frankowski

Police Chief

Manfred Maretzki

Bartender (uncredited)

Tony Chris Kazoleas

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Tom MacNeill

Director

Taran Killam