Robert "Gunther" Bendik
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Blake
Taran Killam
Donnie
Bobby Moynihan
Lisa McCalla
Cobie Smulders
Sanaa
Hannah Simone
Kolvalchik
Dave Ward
Gabe
Paul Brittain
Izzat
Amir Talai
Barold
Ryan Gaul
Warlord
Marc-Anthony Massiah
Soldier #1
Sylvesta Stuart
Yong
Aaron Yoo
Mia
Allison Tolman
Max
Steve Bacic
Soldier #2
Reese Alexander
Soldier #3
J.C. Williams
Kolvalchik
Dave 'Squatch' Ward
Soldier #4
Eric Mazimpaka
Nate / Interviewer
Amitai Marmorstein
Jeep Driver
Chad Sayn
Rahmat
Peter Kelamis
Soldier #3
J.C. Williams
Ashley
Aubrey Sixto
Sultan
Joel Labelle
Sex Slave Girl
Janene Carleton
Giggly Woman
Elizabeth Bowen
Schneider Feizmark
Jake T. Roberts
Cheyenne
Scott McNeil
Sheepish Security Guard
Tyronne L'Hirondelle
Charger Driver/Gunther Cameraman #1
Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle
Trish/Bartender
Rebecca Olson
Girl in Karaoke Bar
Tawny West
Jewel
Alex Duncan
Jewel
Alex Duncan
Dave
Chad Krowchuk
Graveyard Employee
Joel Cottingham
Gunther Cameraman #2
Lars Grant
Diedrick Brunner
Hyuma Frankowski
Police Chief
Manfred Maretzki
Bartender (uncredited)
Tony Chris Kazoleas
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Tom MacNeill