Robert "Gunther" Bendik

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blake Hammon

Taran Killam

Donnie

Bobby Moynihan

Lisa McCalla

Cobie Smulders

Sanaa

Hannah Simone

Rahmat Noushzad Fairouza

Peter Kelamis

Gabe

Paul Brittain

Izzat

Amir Talai

Barold Bellakalakova

Ryan Gaul

Pak Yong Qi

Aaron Yoo

Mia Bellakalakova

Allison Tolman

Ashley Hill

Aubrey Sixto

Max Palane

Steve Bacic

Kolvalchik

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Warlord

Marc-Anthony Massiah

Soldier #1

Sylvesta Stuart

Nate / Interviewer

Amitai Marmorstein

Schneider Feizmark

Jake T. Roberts

Soldier #2

Reese Alexander

Soldier #3

J.C. Williams

Jewel

Alex Duncan

Cheyenne

Scott McNeil

Dave

Chad Krowchuk

Trish / Bartender

Rebecca Olson

Sultan

Joel Labelle

Sex Slave Girl

Janene Carleton

Giggly Woman

Elizabeth Bowen

Soldier #3

J. C. Williams

Soldier #4

Eric Mazimpaka

Jeep Driver

Chad Sayn

Girl in Karaoke Bar

Tawny West

Sheepish Security Guard

Tyronne L'Hirondelle

Charger Driver / Gunther Cameraman #1

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Graveyard Employee

Joel Cottingham

Gunther Cameraman #2

Lars Grant

Diedrick Brunner

Hyuma Frankowski

Police Chief

Manfred Maretzki

Bartender (uncredited)

Tony Chris Kazoleas

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Tom MacNeill