The Fool/Fabrizio/Victor Shakapopulis/Sperm #1

Woody Allen

Dr. Bernardo

John Carradine

Gina

Louise Lasser

Sperm Switchboard Chief

Burt Reynolds

Sam Musgrave

Lou Jacobi

The Queen

Lynn Redgrave

Dr. Doug Ross

Gene Wilder

The King

Anthony Quayle

The Operator

Tony Randall

Jack Barry

Jack Barry

The Girl

Erin Fleming

Mrs. Ross

Elaine Giftos

Herself

Toni Holt

Himself

Robert Q. Lewis

Helen

Heather MacRae

Herself

Pamela Mason

George

Sidney Miller

Himself

Regis Philbin

Milos

Titos Vandis

Stomach Operator

Stanley Adams

Brain Control

Oscar Beregi Jr.

The Fool's Father

Alan Caillou

The Sheriff

Dort Clark

Football Player

Don Chuy

The Sorcerer

Geoffrey Holder

The Priest

Jay Robinson

Rabbi Baumel

Baruch Lumet

Igor

Ref Sanchez

Football Player

Tom Mack

Sperm

Robert Walden

Bernard Jaffe

H.E. West

Party Guest

Cosmo Sardo

Inga Neilsen

King's Herald

William Beckley