The Fool/Fabrizio/Victor Shakapopulis/Sperm #1

Woody Allen

Gina

Louise Lasser

Sperm Switchboard Chief

Burt Reynolds

Dr. Bernardo

John Carradine

The Queen

Lynn Redgrave

Sam Musgrave

Lou Jacobi

Dr. Doug Ross

Gene Wilder

The King

Anthony Quayle

The Operator

Tony Randall

Jack Barry

Jack Barry

The Girl

Erin Fleming

Mrs. Ross

Elaine Giftos

Toni Holt

Toni Holt

Himself

Robert Q. Lewis

Helen Lacey

Heather MacRae

Herself

Pamela Mason

George

Sidney Miller

Regis Philbin

Regis Philbin

Milos

Titos Vandis

Stomach Operator

Stanley Adams

Brain Control

Oscar Beregi

The Fool's Father

Alan Caillou

The Sheriff

Dort Clark

Football Player

Don Chuy

The Sorcerer

Geoffrey Holder

The Priest

Jay Robinson

Ref Sanchez

Rabbi Baumel

Baruch Lumet

Football Player

Tom Mack

Sperm

Robert Walden

Bernard Jaffe

H.E. West

Party Guest

Cosmo Sardo

Inga Neilsen

King's Herald

William Beckley