Bert Rigby

Robert Lindsay

Laurel Pennington

Cathryn Bradshaw

Sid Trample

Robbie Coltrane

Jim Shirley

Corbin Bernsen

I.I. Perlestein

Jackie Gayle

Meredith Perlestein

Anne Bancroft

Kyle DeForest

Bruno Kirby

Elvis Impersonator

Liberty Mounten

Mona

Gela Nash

Tess Trample

Carmen du Sautoy

Mrs. Rigby

Liz Smith

Mrs. Pennington

Lila Kaye

Aunt Aggie

Fanny Carby

John Cleese

Mick O’Grady

Mike Grady

Bartender

George Wallace

Crown Royal Commercial Girl

Dominique Barnes

Latin Bar Patron

Frank Lugo

Director (Improv Customer)

Jordan Bennett

Young Mrs. Rigby

Diana Weston

Bert's Mate

Paul Butterworth

Minister

George Malpas

Kelly Astaire Rigby

Sydney Stevenson

Crown Royal Commercial Boy

Robert Hines

English Butler

Ron Barker

Dancer

Deborah Geffner

Bert’s Mate

Tubby Andrews

Bert’s Mate

Bill E. Rogers

Jogger

Katie Graves

Bert’s Mate

Roger Bingham

Dancer

Kirk Hansen

Beer Distibutor

Harry S. Murphy

Martin

Ted Hayden

Beer Distributor

Murray MacLeod

Bar Patron

Terry Israel

Dancer

Christine Kellogg

Bell Hop

Israel Juarbe

Dancer

Monique Mannen

Dancer

Keith McDaniel

Dancer

Felix Montano

Jesus

Santos Morales

Beer Distributor

Harry Murphy

Cashier

Julie Ow

Dinner Guest

Barbara Stamm

Bartender

George D. Wallace

Oriental Gardener

Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad

Miss Fogelson

Zoey Wilson

Train Engineer

James Clark