Kelly

Kirsten Dunst

Berke

Ben Foster

Allison

Melissa Sagemiller

Felix Woods

Colin Hanks

Dennis Wallace

Sisqó

Bentley `Stryker' Lawrence

Shane West

Maggie

Zoe Saldaña

Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates

Martin Short

Beverly Landers

Swoosie Kurtz

Basin

Mila Kunis

Frank Landers

Ed Begley Jr.

Mistress Moira

Carmen Electra

Peter Wong

Christopher Jacot

Little Steve

Dov Tiefenbach

Dora Lynn Tisdale

Kylie Bax

Vitamin C

Vitamin C

Himself

Coolio

Jessica

Jeanie Calleja

Chook

Park Bench

Grendan

Daniel Enright

Hugh Spicer

Andrew McGillivray

Shirin Kellysa

Megan Fahlenboch

Shirin Kellysa

Megan Fahlenbock

Coach Hibble

Jonathan Whittaker

Colin

Shawn Roberts

Jamilla

Sadie LaBlanc

Corrine

Jodan Madley

Corrine

Jordan Madley

Del Molden, Jr.

Ravi Steve Khajuria

Love Matters Director

Tommy O'Haver

EMT

Rueban Thompson

Cop #1

Roger McKeen

E.M.T.

Reuben Thompson

Cop #2

Chris Benson

Trombonist

Albert Chung

Stripper No. 1

Antoinette Delond

Stripper No. 2

Krista Leis

Stripper No. 3

Judy Stoimenov

Stripper No. 4

Larissa Gomes

Attendant/Fairie No. 1

Jeffrey Wong

Attendant/Fairie No. 2

Shawn Fernandez

Attendant/Fairie No. 3

Catherine Hernandez

Janice Loughlen

Lindsay Cole

Sweet Old Lady

Dolores Ettienne

Guy in Restaurant (uncredited)

Michael Kremko

Little Boy in Restaurant

Danny Truelove

Boy Band Member No. 1

Jack Babcock

Love Scud Boy Band Member #2

Michael Coristine

Dancer

Christine Nowland

Dancer

Amy Todd

Dancer

Troy P. Liddell

Dancer

Josh Feldman

Dancer

Louis Paquette

Dancer

Jesse Robb

Dancer

Mario Castillo

Dancer

Michael Boisvert

Dancer

Patrick Patterson

Dancer

Chloe Randle-Reis

Dancer

Diane Fabian

Dancer

Brad Garrick

Dancer

Jamie Holmes

Girl with Tampons in Hair (uncredited)

Rukiya Bernard

Old Man in Wheelchair (uncredited)

Ho Pak-Kwong

Blind Flower Girl (uncredited)

Jennifer Vey