Sam Brenner

Adam Sandler

First Lady Jane Cooper

Jane Krakowski

Eddie "The Fire Blaster" Plant

Peter Dinklage

Mickey Lamonsoff

Lainie Kazan

President Will Cooper

Kevin James

Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten

Michelle Monaghan

White House Junior Aide Jared

Jared Sandler

Seal

Rob Archer

Ludlow Lamonsoff

Josh Gad

White House Press Secretary

Rose Rollins

Seal

James Preston Rogers

13-Year-Old Matty

Matt Lintz

Admiral Porter

Brian Cox

Lady Lisa

Ashley Benson

Corporal Hill (SAS Officer)

Sean Bean

Professor Iwatani

Denis Akiyama

13-Year-Old Brenner

Anthony Ippolito

Serena Willams

Serena Williams

1982 Championship MC

Dan Aykroyd

13-Year-Old Eddie

Andrew Bambridge

NY Police Commissioner

Bill Lake

Sergeant Dylan Cohan

Affion Crockett

Colonel Devereux

Mark Whalen

White House Reporter #1

Dan Patrick

White House Reporter #3

Steve Koren

Lemonadie Sadie

Sadie Sandler

Michael the Robot

Tom McCarthy

Sweet Scout Girl

Sunny Sandler

Defense Secretary

Tim Herlihy

President's Assistant Jennifer

Jackie Sandler

Classroom Scout Girl

Abigail Covert

Classroom Scout Girl

Shea Joelle James

Navy Secretary

William S. Taylor

Soccer Player

Chris Titone

White House Gate Guard

Jonathan Loughran

CIA Chief

Tucker Smallwood

Electric Dream Factory Repairman

Toru Iwatani

Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart

13-Yeard Old Cooper

Jared Riley

Colonel Devereux

Mark Whelan

Abusive Citizen

Allen Covert

8-Year Old Ludlow

Jacob Shinder

Little Boy on London Street

Jack Fulton

White House Reporter #2

Robert Smigel

Samurai Gamer

Kevin Grady

Cyber Chickz

Bridget Graham

Additional Character Voice

Holly Beavon

Cyber Chickz

Jocelyn Hudon

Additional Character Voice

Billy West

Old Woman in London Apartment

Margaret Killingbeck

Max Headroom

Matt Frewer

Indian Teenage Boy

Ron Mustafaa

Arcader Choir Girl

Hannah Covert

Indian Teenage Girl

Meher Pavri

News Reporter

Annika Pergament

Classroom Scout Girl

Sienna James

Seals

Lamont James

Classroom Scout Girl

Shea James

Fighter Pilot

Mark Sparks

DARPA Scientist

Steve Wiebe

TV News Anchor

Sara Haines

Secret Service Man

Derwin Phillips

Secret Service Man

Michael Boisvert

Abusive Citizens

Colleen Reynolds

Abusive Citizen

Emily Jenkins

Sergeant Cohan's Mother

Sistah Lois

Arcade Employee

Andrew McMichael

DC Valet

Gary Douglas Kohn

Warden

Eric Trask

Press Person

Susie McLean

Abusive Citizens

Jimi Shlag

As Himself

Daryl Hall

As Himself

John Oates

Chris Columbus

Seal

Bola Olubowale

Secret Service Man

Derwin Philips

DC Valet

Gary Douglas

Prime Minister (uncredited)

Fiona Shaw

Pac-Man Victim (uncredited)

Nick Swardson

Arcader (uncredited)

Joshua Holmes

SWAT Team Member (uncredited)

Jean Christophe Loustau

Lab Technician (uncredited)

Dave Reachill

Tattoo (voice) (uncredited)

Carlos Alazraqui

Q*Bert (voice) (uncredited)

Rob Schneider