Sam Brenner

Adam Sandler

Pierwsza Dama

Jane Krakowski

Eddie "The Fire Blaster" Plant

Peter Dinklage

Mickey Lamonsoff

Lainie Kazan

President Will Cooper

Kevin James

Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten

Michelle Monaghan

White House Junior Aide Jared

Jared Sandler

Seal

Rob Archer

Ludlow Lamonsoff

Josh Gad

White House Press Secretary

Rose Rollins

Seal

James Preston Rogers

Admiral Porter

Brian Cox

Matty Van Patten

Matt Lintz

Lady Lisa

Ashley Benson

Corporal Hill

Sean Bean

Professor Iwatani

Denis Akiyama

13-Year-Old Brenner

Anthony Ippolito

Herself

Serena Williams

1982 Championship MC

Dan Aykroyd

13-Year-Old Eddie

Andrew Bambridge

NY Police Commissioner

Bill Lake

Sergeant Dylan Cohan

Affion Crockett

Colonel Devereux

Mark Whalen

Max Headroom (voice)

Matt Frewer

White House Reporter #1

Dan Patrick

White Reporter #3

Steve Koren

President's Assistant Jennifer

Jackie Sandler

Lemonade Sadie

Sadie Sandler

Michael the Robot

Tom McCarthy

Sweet Scout Girl

Sunny Sandler

White House Reporter #2

Robert Smigel

Classroom Scout Girl

Abigail Covert

Classroom Scout Girl

Shea Joelle James

Navy Secretary

William S. Taylor

Soccer Player

Chris Titone

White House Gate Guard

Jonathan Loughran

Defense Secretary

Tim Herlihy

CIA Chief

Tucker Smallwood

Electric Dream Factory Repairman

Toru Iwatani

Michael the Robot

Tom McCarthy

Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart

13-Yeard Old Cooper

Jared Riley

Colonel Devereux

Mark Whelan

8-Year Old Ludlow

Jacob Shinder

Herself

Martha Stewart

Little Boy on London Street

Jack Fulton

Abusive Citizen

Allen Covert

Samurai Gamer

Kevin Grady

Additional Character Voice

Holly Beavon

Cyber Chickz

Bridget Graham

Cyber Chickz

Jocelyn Hudon

Additional Character Voice

Billy West

Old Woman in London Apartment

Margaret Killingbeck

Pac-Man Victim

Nick Swardson

Indian Teenage Boy

Ron Mustafaa

Indian Teenage Girl

Meher Pavri

News Reporter

Annika Pergament

Seals

Lamont James

Fighter Pilot

Mark Sparks

DARPA Scientist

Steve Wiebe

TV News Anchor

Sara Haines

Secret Service Man

Derwin Phillips

Secret Service Man

Michael Boisvert

Arcader Choir Girl

Hannah Covert

Abusive Citizens

Colleen Reynolds

Abusive Citizen

Emily Jenkins

Sergeant Cohan's Mother

Sistah Lois

Classroom Scout Girl

Sienna James

Arcade Employee

Andrew McMichael

Classroom Scout Girl

Shea James

DC Valet

Gary Douglas Kohn

Warden

Eric Trask

Press Person

Susie McLean

Abusive Citizens

Jimi Shlag

As Himself

Daryl Hall

As Himself

John Oates

Chris Columbus

Additional Character Voices

Billy West*

Seal

Bola Olubowale

Secret Service Man

Derwin Philips

DC Valet

Gary Douglas

Lab Technician

Dave Reachill

Additional Character Voice (voice)

Billy West

Director

Chris Columbus

Director

Allen Covert