Ringmaster

Paul Hunter

Neil Baldwin

Toby Jones

Lou Macari

Tony Curran

Mary

Gemma Jones

Rev. McCoist

Steven Cree

Rev. Mark

Nicholas Gleaves

Malcolm

Greg McHugh

Laino

Jordan Murphy

Richard

Jack Wilkinson

Susan

Sarah Finigan

Bomber

Oliver Ashworth

Pete

Liam Ainsworth

Elaine

Mona Goodwin

Doris

Jacqueline Redgewell

Mr Saeed

Pal Aron

Registrar

Michael Fox

Paddy

Toby DeCann

Alan

Brennan Reece

Himself

Gary Lineker

Himself

Uriah Rennie

Himself

Norman Barrett

Lorry Driver

Paul Bell

House of Commons Security

Ben Abell

Stoke City fan (Uncredited)

David Robinson

Director

Julian Farino