Ringmaster
Paul Hunter
Neil Baldwin
Toby Jones
Lou Macari
Tony Curran
Mary
Gemma Jones
Rev. McCoist
Steven Cree
Rev. Mark
Nicholas Gleaves
Malcolm
Greg McHugh
Laino
Jordan Murphy
Richard
Jack Wilkinson
Susan
Sarah Finigan
Bomber
Oliver Ashworth
Pete
Liam Ainsworth
Elaine
Mona Goodwin
Doris
Jacqueline Redgewell
Mr Saeed
Pal Aron
Registrar
Michael Fox
Paddy
Toby DeCann
Alan
Brennan Reece
Himself
Gary Lineker
Himself
Uriah Rennie
Himself
Norman Barrett
Lorry Driver
Paul Bell
House of Commons Security
Ben Abell
Stoke City fan (Uncredited)
David Robinson