Rebecca Sommers

Jenny McCarthy

John

Eddie Kaye Thomas

Michelle Lopez

Carmen Electra

Tom Houdini

Guillermo Díaz

Madame Belly

Kathy Griffin

Carrie Carson

Kam Heskin

Richard

Victor Webster

Kevin

Lochlyn Munro

Mandy

Jessica Collins

Robert Rodale

Noah Harpster

Jake

David O'Donnell

Sara

Renee Albert

Off. Davis

Judith Benezra

Waiter

Jay Johnston

Off. Hooker

David Zappone

Cindy

Elena Lyons

Mr. Hot Bacon

Forbes March

Mylo

Bob Glouberman

Mindy

Ingrid Rogers

Drea de Matteo

Waitress

Judith Drake

Steroid Monster

Teddy Lane Jr.

Tony

Deryck Whibley

Sexy Woman

Tabitha Taylor

Bouncer

Frank Alvarez

Hooker

Tiffany Baumann

Henry

Rob Steiner

Off. Ellis

Cris Borgnine

Mike (uncredited)

Colby Donaldson

Lilly

Amy McCarthy

Mary

Joyce Bulifant

Joe

Roger Perry

Mike

Jonathan Torrens

Himself

Coyote Shivers

Big Beefy Man

Monty Bane

Hollywood Rocker

Elvis Strange

Rajul

Brian George

Pawn Shop Girl

Jackie Harris Greenberg