Nick Beamon

Josh Duhamel

Beth

Kristen Bell

Celeste

Anjelica Huston

Antonio

Will Arnett

Al Russo

Danny DeVito

Lance

Jon Heder

Gale

Dax Shepard

Joan Harper

Alexis Dziena

Stacy

Kate Micucci

Puck

Bobby Moynihan

Priscilla (Beth's Mom)

Peggy Lipton

Priest (Father Dino)

Keir O'Donnell

Umberto

Luca Calvani

Brady Sacks

Lee Pace

Beth's Dad

Don Johnson

Ilona (Waitress)

Kristen Schaal

Himself

Shaquille O'Neal

Umberto's Grandma

Judith Malina

Secretary

Natalie Joy Johnson

Mini Ace Frehley (uncredited)

Peter Donald Badalamenti II

Poker Player #1

Charlie Sanders

Poker Player

Eugene Cordero

Hansom Cab Driver

Eric Zuckerman

Police #1

Pasquale Esposito

Cabbie

Francesco De Vito

Customer

Ebony Jo-Ann

Kim

Quisha Saunders

Lacy

Alexa Havins

Guggenheim DJ

Ghostface Killah

Italian Translator

Carlo D'Amore

Dr. Moscowitz (Dentist)

Geoffrey Cantor

Executive #1

Abe Goldfarb

Executive #2

J.T. Arbogast

Himself

Lawrence Taylor

Man in Elevator

John Mainieri

News Reporter

George Deihl Jr.

Guggenheim Party Waiter

Bing Putney

Guggenheim Party Girl #2

Jessica Howell

Guggenheim Party Girl #1

Liz Olin

Juan (uncredited)

Efren Ramirez

Himself

Brian Kenny

Guggenheim Party Girl #1

Elizabeth Olin