Pat Kramer / Judith Beasley / Telephone Operator

Lily Tomlin

Vance Kramer

Charles Grodin

Dan Beame

Ned Beatty

Dr. Eugene Nortz

Henry Gibson

Dr. Ruth Ruth

Elizabeth Wilson

Rob

Mark Blankfield

Sandra Dyson

Pamela Bellwood

Concepcion

Maria Smith

Tom Keller

John Glover

Logan Carver

Nicholas Hormann

Lyle Parks

James McMullan

Beth Kramer

Shelby Balik

Jeff Kramer

Justin Dana

Sidney

Richard James Baker

Sidney

Richard A. Baker

Cashier

Sally Kirkland

Mike Douglas/Himself

Mike Douglas

Dr. Atkins

Macon McCalman

Policeman

Todd Everett

Store Manager

Dick Wilson

Bruce Logan

Neighbor

Karen Knapp

Neighbor

Charles Woolf

Neighbor

Donovan Scott

Neighbor

David Marsh

TV Commercial Actress

Julie Brown

Neighbor

Mary McCusker

Toy

Tom McLoughlin

Neighbor

Betty McGuire

Guard

Martin Ferrero

Neighbor

Maria O'Brien

Newscaster

Gary Goetzman

Neighbor

Julie Payne

Neighbor

Randy Powell

Neighbor

David Ruprecht

Guard

John Achorn

Guard

Ronald E. House

Guard

Will Knox

Guard

Mitch Kreindel

Guard

Nancy Lenehan

Guard

Alan Shearman

Guard

Joe Spano

Guard

Ron Vernan

Guard

Diz White

Guard

Grace Woodard

Customer

Pat Ast

Customer

June Sanders

Bag Boy

Jonathan Prince

Cheese Demonstrator

Terence McGovern

Woman Executive

Betty Beaird

Spanish Soap Opera Actress

Irene DeBari

Spanish Soap Opera Actor

Dante D'Andre

Policeman

Joseph Hardin

Newscaster

M.E. Loree

Newscaster

Robert Phelps

Newscaster

Glenn Robards

Newscaster

James Beach

Newscaster

Dick McGarvin

TV Commercial Actress

Janice Carroll

Toy

Jan Stuart Schwartz

Toy

Richmond Shepard

Toy

Mitchel Evans

Vance's Secretary

Mitzi Hoag

Neighborhood Child

Kevin Brando

Neighborhood Child

Randy Morton