Kay

Eve Austin

Slab

Ross Anderson

Finnoula

Abigail Lawrie

Orla

Tallulah Greive

Sister Condron

Kate Dickie

Danny

Chris Fulton

Manda

Sally Messham

Chell

Rona Morison

Jack Greenlees

Kylah

Marli Siu

Tony Atherton

Elsie

Myra McFadyen

Stuart Martin

Jamie Quinn

Catriona

Megan Shandley

Sergeant

Brian McCardie

Himself

David Hasselhoff

Boy (Seaside Cottage)

Cameron Fulton

Stephen

Martin Quinn

Barman at the Chrome Bar

James Rottger

Pillbox Bouncer

Ryan Patterson

Malkie Murphy

Jay Newton

Bridget

Bethany Tennick

Director

Michael Caton-Jones