Janet Majors

Jessica Harper

Brad Majors / Farley Flavors

Cliff DeYoung

Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

Richard O'Brien

Nation McKinley

Patricia Quinn

Judge Oliver Wright

Charles Gray

Betty Hapschatt

Ruby Wax

Nurse Ansalong

Nell Campbell

'Rest Home' Ricky

Rik Mayall

Bert Schnick

Barry Humphries

Emily Weiss

Darlene Johnson

Harry Weiss

Manning Redwood

Macy Struthers

Wendy Raebeck

Ralph Hapschatt

Jeremy Newson

Vance Parker

Christopher Malcolm

Neely Pritt

Betsy Brantley

Floor Manager

Ray Charleson

Neely's Camera Crew

Pierre Bedenes

Neely's Camera Crew

Rufus Collins

Kirk

Eugene Lipinski

Irwin Lapsey

Barry Dennen

Wardrobe Mistress

Imogen Claire

Neely's Camera Crew Member

Perry Bedden

Oscar Drill

Gary Shail

Glish Davidson

Donald Waugh

Brenda Drill

Claire Toeman

'Bit' Drummer

David John

Frankie

Sinitta Renet

'Bit' Guitarist

Gary Martin

Frankie

Sinitta

Mrs. Drill (uncredited)

Robyn Mandell

Man on Payphone (uncredited)

Sal Piro

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Gaye Brown

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Ishaq Bux

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Annabel Leventon

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Lindsay Ingram

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Rayner Bourton

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Robert Longden

Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)

Linus O'Brien

Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)

Quinn Hawkins