Cheech / Dwayne "Red" Mendoza

Cheech Marin

Chong

Thomas Chong

Pee Wee Herman / Desk Clerk (Groundling)

Paul Reubens

Donna

Evelyn Guerrero

Candy

Betty Kennedy

Mr. Neatnik

Sy Kramer

Gloria

Rikki Marin

Gay Motorcyclist

Peter Bromilow

Gloria's Mom

Edie McClurg

Executive

Paul "Mousie" Garner

Chicken Charlie

Bob McClurg

Executive

Paul 'Mousie' Garner

Music Store Salesman

Jonathan T. Moore

Old Lady

Lupe Ontiveros

Beautiful

Shelby Chong

Cop Shotgun

Ed Peck

Don S. Davis

Miss Hatchet

Marguerite Ray

Drunk in Welfare Office

John Steadman

Guest Star (uncredited)

Alan Dysert

Womba

Jake Steinfeld

Welfare Comedian

Michael Winslow

Gas Station Owner

Robert Ackerman

Hostage (Groundling)

Cassandra Peterson

Welfare Child

Lita Aubry

Cop Driver

Jonnie Barnett

Swedish Maid

Carolyn Conwell

One Man Band

Don Davis

Cook

Margarita Garcia

Welfare Actor

Mark H. Gilman

Wardrobe Girl

Kim Hopkins

Wino

Robert Linder

Leaflet Lady

Susan Mechsner

Guard at Gate

Frank Picard

Welfare Black

Ben Powers

Mexican Man in Welfare Office

Natividad Vacío

Welfare Recipient

Malcolm Drummon

Junkie in Welfare Office

Tony Viscarra

Johnny

Marcus Chong

Doorman

Bobby A

Pinochle Player

Alvin Childress

Pinochle Player

DeForest Covan

Massage Girl

Missy Cleveland

Massage Girl

Gay Guldstrand

Massage Girl

Nan Mason

Massage Girl

Christine A. McKee

Massage Girl

Brandy Roe

Massage Girl

Victoria Wells

Client

John Petlock

Client

Dan Caldwell

Hostage

Rita Wilson

Cop at Hotel

Peter Griffin

Cop at Hotel

Tim Culbertson

Cop at Hotel

Charles D. Laird

Cop at Hotel

Bob Laird

Cop at Hotel

Paul E. Lewis

Cop at Hotel

Carl Weintraub

Lady Bouncer

Faith Minton

Startled Man

Ruben Guevara

First Assistant Director (Groundling)

Dick Frattali

Second Assistant Director (Groundling)

Gary Austin

Third Assistant Director (Groundling)

Tracy Newman

Man in Hotel (Groundling)

Don Bovingloh

Woman in Hotel (Groundling)

Phyllis Katz

Cameraman (Groundling)

Doug Cox

Massage Parlor Owner (Groundling)

Bob Drew

Chick Hazard Private Eye (Groundling)

Phil Hartman

Director (Groundling)

John Paragon

Hostage (Groundling)

Catherine Bergstrom

El Pachuco (Groundling)

Steven Kavner

Standup Comic (Groundling)

Tim Silva

Old Lady in Music Store (uncredited)

Mary Anderson

Massage Girl (uncredited)

Michele Drake

Pedestrian (uncredited)

Raven Grey Eagle

Businessman (uncredited)

Len Lawson

Comedy Room Bouncer (uncredited)

Gregg Sawaya

Comedy Room Brawl Patron (uncredited)

Rick Sawaya