Andrew Morenski / Max Hauser

Jon Cryer

Patrick Morenski

Keith Coogan

Ryan Campbell

Annabeth Gish

Kevin O'Roarke

Tim Quill

Hit-Man

Oliver Cotton

Aunt Lucy

Gretchen Cryer

Clinton

Claudio Brook

Bakey

John Spencer

Melissa

Alexandra Auder

Grandma Jennie

Anne Pitoniak

Ahern

Tony Soper

Dr. Gusick

Jack Gilpin

Rodriguez

Ned Eisenberg

Vice Principal

Tom Morgan

Ezzard Williams

Lou Walker

Janie Rooney

Marita Geraghty

Driver

Steven Small

Gertrude

Joy Behar

Pratt

John Walker

Mrs. Billings

Nancy Fish

Clinton

Claude Brooks

Chloe

Beth Ehlers

Breech

Warren Keith

Mr. Lessig

Richard Portnow

Mr. Stevens

Gerry Bamman

Spanish Teacher

Gloria Crist

Registrar

Dolly Sherman

Waitress in Diner

Lorri Lindberg

Bob Campbell

Rick Warner

Morrill

Dick Olsen

Bailiff

Tom McGovern

Judge

Paul Sparer

Kapados

Phillip Suarez

Shawn

Lamon Spainhour

Ethan

John Ward

Drop

Joe Fagen

Transient Bum

Lou Criscuolo

Student

David Anthony Higgins