Host

Pauly Shore

Steve Agee

Boyfriend (segment "Pauly Shore")

Joseph S. Griffo

Concession Worker

Cathy Giannone

Cameraman (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")

James DiStefano

Ted McKinsey (segment "In the Woods")

Jerry Minor

Bob Zombie (segment "In the Woods")

Jim Zulevic

Woman Host (segment "In the Woods")

Jackie Harris Greenberg

Roger Morrissey

Anchorman (segment "In The Woods")

Bil Dwyer

Sound Man (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")

Frank Cassini

Jim Zulevik

Hairy Guy (segment "In the Woods")

Bryan Coffee

Stephen Hawking (segment "In the Woods")

Michael Ian Black

Bouncer (segment "In the Woods Segments") (as Roger Morrissey)

Roger W. Morrissey

Hyla Mathews

Zombie Chef (segment "In the Woods")

Wally Wingert

Wally Wingart

Happy Mom (segment "In the Woods")

Hyla Matthews

Jackie Harris

Paul Dwyer

Paul Greenburg

Kayryn Butler

Whitney Jackson

Eric Bram

Creepy Kid

Paul Greenberg

Young School Girl

Kayren Butler

Alec Tuckman

Heather (segment "Bel Air Witch Project, The")

Jenna Leigh Green

James Di Stefano

Joseph Griffo

Brian Klugman

Judd Trichter

Allison Heartinger

Alex Mebane

Knox Grantham White

Kelly Ann Conroy

Sean McGinty

Sammy Primero

Brenda Johnstone

Thomas Miles

Tracey Coley

Crystal Scales