Narrator (voice)

Samuel L. Jackson

Hottie Penguin (voice)

Alyson Hannigan

Carl

Bob Saget

Jimmy

Lewis Black

I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)

Brie Larson

Melissa

Christina Applegate

Vicky

Mo'Nique

Juan Sanchez (voice)

Carlos Mencia

There's No Snow Penguin (voice)

Dave Coulier

Marcus

Tracy Morgan

Penguin on Belly

Jason Alexander

What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)

John Stamos

He's So Gross Penguin (voice)

Jodie Sweetin

They're All Bitches Penguin

James Belushi

Insecure Penguin

Jason Biggs

Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)

Lori Loughlin

Sidney

Mario Cantone

Online Penguin

Dane Cook

Sheila

Harvey Fierstein

Helen (voice)

Whoopi Goldberg

Ester (voice)

Drea de Matteo

Freezing Penguin

Gilbert Gottfried

Jamie

Jamie Kennedy

My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin

Jon Lovitz

Join Twosomes Penguin

Norm Macdonald

Carl's Grandfather (voice)

Norm Crosby

Angry Penguin (voice)

Cliff Dorfman

Steve the Owl

Jonathan Katz

Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)

Adam Duritz

Hilton Penguin (voice)

Vanessa Evigan

Seal Critics

Jonathan Silverman

Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin

Damon Wayans

No Personality Penguin (voice)

Jim Hazelton

Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)

Jeffrey Ross

Melvin (voice)

David Koechner

Penguin from Boca (voice)

Abe Vigoda

Sly Penguin (voice)

David Michie

Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)

Nick Simunek

Pissed Penguin (voice)

Rob Weiss

Horny Penguin (voice)

Scott Weinger

(voice)

Abbey DiGregorio

Director

Bob Saget