Tom Leezak

Ashton Kutcher

Sarah McNerney

Brittany Murphy

Peter Prentiss

Christian Kane

Kyle

David Moscow

Mr. McNerney

David Rasche

Lauren McNerney

Monet Mazur

Mrs. 'Pussy' McNerney (uncredited)

Veronica Cartwright

Willie McNerney

Thad Luckinbill

Paul McNerney

David Agranov

Mr. Leezak

Raymond J. Barry

Dickie McNerney

Taran Killam

Yuan

Toshi Toda

Father Robert

George Gaynes

Fredo

Massimo Schina

Wendy

Valeria

Wendy

Valaria

Fred

Alex Thomas

Henri Margeaux

Laurent Alexandre

Nasty Stewardess

Jill Parker-Jones

Kid in the Bathroom

Timmy Fitzpatrick

Huge Man on Plane

Sandy McCormack

Bernardo Salviati

Francesco Fantasia

Bouncer

Alex Ardenti

Prison Guard

Robert Branco

Customs Official

Joseph Vassallo

Gondolier

Robert Tagliapietra

Gondolier

Roberto Tagliapietra

Car Rental Clerk

Clement von Franckenstein

Bell Boy

Anderson Goncalves

Tow Truck Driver

Guido Föhrweißer

Italian Man

Lorenzo Caccialanza

Girl in Park (uncredited)

Cheryl Dent

Asthon Kutcher

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Summer Moore

Brittnay Murphy

Taran Killiam