Mangus Spedgwick

Ryan Boggus

Cookie Richardson

Jennifer Coolidge

Bruce Jackson

Leslie Jordan

Raquel Spedgewick

Deborah Theaker

Jessica Simpson

Heather Matarazzo

Sno Cone patron

Reid Shapiro

Jesus of Nazareth

John Waters

Mangus Sr. Spedgewick

Charles Solomon Jr.

Kimmy Jones

Laura Spencer

Timmy Jones

Zander Scott

Jesus Christ

Richard D. Curtin

Audition Hopeful

Melissa Nassauer

Army Man #1

Brett Donowho

Patricia Williamson

Leticia Magaña

Buddy

Peter S. Williams

Parade Waver

Greyson Moore

Bus Statiuon Patron (uncredited)

Sheril Rodgers

Randy Jenkins

Rex Cumming

Mary Magdeline

Ashley LoBue