Pvt. Joe Bowers

Luke Wilson

Rita

Maya Rudolph

Frito

Dax Shepard

Officer Collins

Michael McCafferty

President Camacho

Terry Crews

Secretary of State

David Herman

Brawndo CEO

Thomas Haden Church

Doctor

Mitch Baker

Angry Court Member

Erik Anderson

Secretary of Defense

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Dan Fisk

Tom Beaver

Prosecutor

Sonny Castillo

Assistant District Attorney

Kevin Cacy

Attorney General

Sara Rue

Bailiff

Kevin McAfee

Doctor

Ryan Christopher

Doctor

Justin Long

Sgt. Keller

Robert Musgrave

Secretary of Education

Danny Cochran

Secretary. of Energy

Brendan Hill

Yuppie Husband

Patrick Fischler

Hospital Technician

Christopher Ryan

Yuppie Wife

Darlene Hunt

Judge Hank `The Hangman' BMW

Stephen Root

Cop #1

Heath Jones

Beef Supreme

Andrew Wilson

Teenage Punk

Marc Hustvedt

Horny Guy

Eli Muñoz

MP

Timothy Judd

Upgrayedd

Brad "Scarface" Jordan

President Camacho's Groupie

Katie Knighten

Narrator

Earl Mann

Trashy Guy

Ryan Ransdell

Slutty Girl

Melissa Sweet

Devil Wrestler

Jeremy Lopez

Charles Chaplin

Evan Miller

New Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas

Trashy Teen Jock

Wes Davis

Secret Service Thug

Randal Reeder

Officer

Mark Tuner

President Camacho's Groupie

Brenna Rivas

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

Kevin Klee

Additional Officer

John Dodson

Counter Woman

Melissa Espinales

Sharon's Boss

Brent Smiga

Doctor in Waiting Room

Joseph Cheatham

President Camacho's Groupie

Jennifer Roxanne Vasquez

Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

Jason Schaefer

MP

Justin Williford

Prison Guard #2

Richard Reeder

Carl Jr.'s Computer

Lynnanne Zager

Prison Guard #3

Lawrence Castillo

Guy at Costco

Turk Pipkin

Woman at Carl's Jr.

Heather Kafka

Congressman #1

Christopher M. Campos

Congressman #2

Roman Ramos

Female Newscaster

Melissa Dawn

Male Newscaster

Derek Southers

Female Reporter

Lidia Porto

Stadium Guard

Gregory Kelly

Cameraman

Greg Pitts

Cop at Government Center

Jason Konopisos

Control Room Director

Daniel Smith

Cop at Costco

Chris Warner

Trapped Man

Lonnie Nelson

Secret Service Thug #2

Marcos Martinez Rios

Officer

Mark Turner