Pvt. Joe Bowers

Luke Wilson

Rita

Maya Rudolph

Frito

Dax Shepard

President Camacho

Terry Crews

El secretario del Estado

Dave Herman

Officer Collins

Michael McCafferty

Angry Court Member

Erik Anderson

Brawndo CEO

Thomas Haden Church

Secretary of Defense

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Doctor

Mitch Baker

Prosecutor

Sonny Castillo

Dan Fisk

Tom Beaver

Attorney General

Sara Rue

Bailiff

Kevin McAfee

Assistant District Attorney

Kevin Cacy

Doctor

Justin Long

Sgt. Keller

Robert Musgrave

Doctor

Ryan Christopher

Secretary. of Energy

Brendan Hill

Secretary of Education

Danny Cochran

Hospital Technician

Christopher Ryan

Yuppie Husband

Patrick Fischler

Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW

Stephen Root

Cop #1

Heath Jones

Yuppie Wife

Darlene Hunt

Beef Supreme

Andrew Wilson

Horny Guy

Eli Muñoz

Teenage Punk

Marc Hustvedt

Upgrayedd

Brad "Scarface" Jordan

MP

Timothy Judd

Narrator

Earl Mann

President Camacho's Groupie

Katie Knighten

Trashy Guy

Ryan Ransdell

Slutty Girl

Melissa Sweet

Devil Wrestler

Jeremy Lopez

New Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas

Charles Chaplin

Evan Miller

Trashy Teen Jock

Wes Davis

Officer

Mark Tuner

Secret Service Thug

Randal Reeder

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

Kevin Klee

President Camacho's Groupie

Brenna Rivas

Additional Officer

John Dodson

Counter Woman

Melissa Espinales

Doctor in Waiting Room

Joseph Cheatham

Sharon's Boss

Brent Smiga

Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

Jason Schaefer

President Camacho's Groupie

Jennifer Roxanne Vasquez

Prison Guard #2

Richard Reeder

MP

Justin Williford

Prison Guard #3

Lawrence Castillo

Guy at Costco

Turk Pipkin

Carl Jr.'s Computer

Lynnanne Zager

Woman at Carl's Jr.

Heather Kafka

Congressman #1

Christopher M. Campos

Congressman #2

Roman Ramos

Female Newscaster

Melissa Dawn

Male Newscaster

Derek Southers

Female Reporter

Lidia Porto

Stadium Guard

Gregory Kelly

Cameraman

Greg Pitts

Cop at Government Center

Jason Konopisos

Control Room Director

Daniel Smith

Cop at Costco

Chris Warner

Trapped Man

Lonnie Nelson

Secret Service Thug #2

Marcos Martinez Rios

Officer

Mark Turner

Director

Mike Judge