Funny Cow

Maxine Peake

Mike/Funny Calf's Dad

Stephen Graham

Lenny

Alun Armstrong

Angus

Paddy Considine

Danny

Kevin Eldon

Funny Calf's Mum

Christine Bottomley

Bob

Tony Pitts

Funny Cow's Mum

Lindsey Coulson

Jean

Hannah Walters

Margaret

Diane Morgan

Ginger Youth

Adam Gillen

Funny Calf

Macy Shackleton

Colin Pine

John Bishop

Funny Calf (Aged 20s)

Hebe Beardsall

Bob (Aged 20s)

Tom Gibbons

Young Mike

Ashton Steele

Ventriloquist

Vic Reeves

Jacques LeCock

Graham Hughes

Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon

Richard Hawley

Coffee

Corinne Bailey Rae

Crookes Club Concert Secretary

Bobby Knutt

Jeff

Kevin Rowland

Landlord

Dominic Brunt

Old Man

Duggie Brown

Dial House Concert Secretary

Robert Curtis

Dial House Heckler

Steven E Harris

Geraldine

Kate Russell-Smith

Mad Woman

Jayne Bickerton

Fat Cunt

Steve Money

Janet

Kay Boggett

Greenshield Man

John Draycott

Soft Mick

Jake Holdsworth

Young Kev

Danny Hawley

Liam

Alfie Graham

Crooks Club Punter / Dial House

David Aspinall

Debs

Grace Graham

Ginger Youth's Mate

Lee Worswick

Girl

Lissi Brook

Big Girl

Lily Jones Adkin

Big Boy

Calvin Cawood

Himself

Bilko

Cinema Goer (uncredited)

Grant Crookes