Crawford Mackenzie

Craig Ferguson

Stig

David Rasche

Candy Harper

Frances Fisher

Martin Samuels

Chris Langham

Monique

Mary McCormack

Eamonn

Donal Logue

Dunstan Cactus

Larry Miller

Betty Fuego

Nina Siemaszko

Himself

David Hasselhoff

Sen. Warren Crockett

Charles Napier

Clarence

Michael Paul Chan

Himself

Drew Carey

Gareth Trundle

Kevin Allen

Herself

Cathy Lee Crosby

Gretle Dickens

Sara Gilbert

Johnny Darjerling

Ted McGinley

Herself

Caitlyn Jenner

Beasie Mackenzie

Isabella Aitken

Dianne Abbott

Melissa Rivers

Hotel Clerk (uncredited)

Cynthia Basinet

John Paul Mitchell

John Paul DeJoria

Senga Magoogan

Angela McCluskey

Elegant Woman

Francine York

Young Valhenna Woman

Emily Procter

Dianne Abbott

Melissa Rosenberg

Tony Bolero (uncredited)

Jay Thomas

Cop Driver

Norm Compton

Bear Suit Person

Loren Lazerine

Bunny Suit Person

Robert Fisher

Chicken Suit Person

Steven Porter

Reindeer Suit Person

Evie Peck

Constance

Robert Sherman

Dave London

Lawrence Young

Skateboard Kid

Justin Pierce

Monique's Receptionist

Marcia Wright

Dick Miyake

Koji Toyoda

Bob Flaps

Kyle Kraska

Frank Wad

Richard Callen

TV Reporter

William Fisher

Margaret Sim

Vicki Liddelle

Frank Wad

Ricky Callan

Mr. Patel

Padam Singh

Police Officer

Robert Maffia

Hotel Receptionist

Evelyn Iocolano

TV Anchor

Sam Rubin

Veronica Webb

Veronica Webb

As Himself

Jose Eber

Judge No. 2

Elois Dejoria

Judge No. 3

Giuseppe Franco

Judge No. 4

Sascha Ferguson

Judge No. 5

Millie Gervasi

Judge #2

Eloise DeJoria

Stig's Hair Model

Kylie Bax

Dick Miyake's Hair Model

Kimora Lee

Dave London's Hair Model

Contrelle Pinkney

Angry Hedge Man

Bobbie Bluebell

Ronnie the `Beefeater'

Sergio Brie

Angry Hedge Man

Bobby Bluebell

Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited)

John Pankow

Isabelle (uncredited)

Rochelle Rose