Fist

Sean Stone

Superfoot

Jeremy London

Superboss

Michael Dudikoff

El Guapo

Alexander Wraith

Anna-Conda

Bianca Van Damme

Pop Locking Boxer

Jason Scott Jenkins

Nino Grande

Danny Trejo

Lightning Leg

Jason London

Willy

Don Frye

The Albanian

Richard Grieco

Supervisor

Bill Goldberg

Superfly

Tommy Tiny Lister

Master Duck Suck Song

Don "The Dragon" Wilson

Anna-Conda

Bianca Brigitte VanDamme

Himself

Ron Jeremy

Okinawa Jackson

Juhahn Jones

Dragon

Taimak

Flash / Man with the Golden Fleece

Sam J. Jones

Chastity

Jena Sims

Padawan

Ernie Reyes Jr.

The Argonaut

Michael Winslow

Padawan

Ernie Reyes

Homeless Comic

Tommy Davidson

Manolo

Victor Ortiz

Counter Attendant

Cynthia Rothrock

The Boss

Gene LeBell

Macy Does

Maryse Mizanin