Becky

Rosario Dawson

Dante Hicks

Brian O'Halloran

Randal Graves

Jeff Anderson

Silent Bob

Kevin Smith

Jay

Jason Mewes

Elias

Trevor Fehrman

Emma

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Gawking Guy

Ben Affleck

Lance Dowds

Jason Lee

Wife in Mooby's

Wanda Sykes

Hobbit Lover

Kevin Weisman

Concerned Father

Scott Mosier

Husband

Earthquake

Teen No.1

Jake Richardson

Teen No.2

Ethan Suplee

Counter Girl with Ear Guy

Rachel Larratt

Elias' Mom

Gail Stanley

Kid in Window

Harley Quinn Smith

Ear Guy

Shannon Larratt

Sexy Stud

Zak Knutson

Catholic Schoolgirl No. 1

Sarah Ault

Cop

Kevin Michael Richardson

Catholic Schoolgirl No. 2

Lalida Sujjavasin

Pack-o-Smokes Guy

Walt Flanagan

Elias' Dad

Bruce Macintosh

Milk Maid

Grace Smith

Dancer

Ryan Thomas

Diner No. 1

Steven Rau

Dancer

Rebecca Lin

Diner No. 2

Mike Tsucalas

Dancer

Christopher Martinez

Customer No. 1

Joey Figueroa

Dancer

Tracy Phillips

Customer No. 2

Mike Cecconi

Dancer

Joel Manning

Tumbling Customer

Ethan Jensen

Fireman

Ed Janda

Bank Manager

Byron Stanley

Pack-o-Smokes Guy

Walter Flanagan

Dancer

Anthony Marciona

Dancer

Aurorah Allain

Dancer

Jason Yribar

Dancer

Marty Kudelka

Dancer

Reshma Gajjar

Dancer

Caroline A. Rice

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Carey Ysais

Dancer

Cheryl Baxter

Dancer

Desi Jevon

Dancer

Kelly Cooper

Dancer

Ken Baldwin

Dancer

Misha Hamilton

Dancer

Hannah Feldner-Shaw