Himself
Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Eric Wareheim
Damien Weebs
Will Ferrell
Taquito
John C. Reilly
Earle Swinter
William Atherton
Jim Joe Kelly
Zach Galifianakis
Chef Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum
Tommy Schlaaang
Robert Loggia
Dr. Doon Struts
Ray Wise
Katie
Twink Caplan
Paris Waitress
Erica Durance
Allen Bishopman
Will Forte
Serious Announcer
Bill A. Jones
Schlaaang Announcer
Bob Odenkirk
Super Seat Customer
Frank Slaten
Diamond Jim/Johnny Depp
Ronnie Rodriguez
Jeffery
Noah Spencer
Himself
Bob Ross
Jason
Jon Baggio
Woman on Paris Street
Nancy Stelle
Wolf Puppeteer
Gabriel Bartalos
Paris Policeman
Jean-Michel Richaud
Woman Being Ticketed
Marilyn Porayko
Narrator
Michael Gross
Studio Executive 2
Andy Spencer
Studio Executive 1
Kristopher Logan
Studio Executive 3
Christopher Guckenberger
Self
James Quall
Cornell
John Downey III
Self
David Liebe Hart
Mrs. Heidecker
Mary Bly
Cocaine Girl (uncredited)
Dita de Leon
Bartender
Jay Mawhinney
Tattoo Artist
Loki
Delivery Man
Harry Elmayan
Himself
Tennessee Winston Luke
Himself
Robert Axelrod
Man on Street
Ted Neubauer
Woman on Street
Dena Roe
Mrs. Wareheim
Lillian Adams
Woman Giving Birth
Kimberly Ables Jindra
Roy
Kirk Diedrich
Customer
Doug Foster
Self
Tennessee Luke
Shrim Dancer
Rae Sunshine Lee
Large Man
Palmer Scott
El Hat Proprietor
Mobin Khan
Shrim Kid #1
Cole Carl Mangham
Shrim Kid #2
Zachariah James Jadon Evans
Shrim Kid #3
Frunzik Ayvazyan Jr.
Reggie
Matt O'Toole
Shrim Kid #4
Joshua Briscoe
Hobo
Todd Wagner
Wolf Puppeteer
Gabe Bartalos
Steven Spielberg
Howie Slater