Martin Tennan

Alec Baldwin

Minerva 'Mini' Droggs

Nikki Reed

Det. Dwight Garson

Luke Wilson

Mike Rudell

Jeff Goldblum

Diane

Carrie-Anne Moss

Jimmy

Joe Egender

Jelena

Svetlana Metkina

Host

Joel McHale

Kayla

Sprague Grayden

Husband #1

David Shatraw

Troy

Artie Baxter

Fabrizio

Rick Fox

Irv Flachsman

Michael Laskin

Carlos

Orlando Seale

Promise Keeper

Jerry Giles

Helga Hauptfuhrer

Jean St. James

Skatepunk #2

Lewis Tan

Husband No. 2

John Prosky

Jennifer

Heidi Ferrer

Lois

Britt Morrow

Security Guard No. 1

John Serge

Jupiter Courier Clerk

Andrea Lwin

Paramedic No. 1

Dohn Norwood

Principal Patty Andrews

Nana Visitor

Becky

Courtney Thomas

Jupiter Courier Clerk

Andrew Lwin

Teenage Girl (uncredited)

Hailey Bright

Mini's Schoolmate (uncredited)

Victoria Chalaya

Ian Boyd

Mark Deklin

Charles Mathers

David Andriole

Drum Circle (uncredited)

RaMona Fleetwood

Mr. Bishop

Nick Guthe

Additional Voices (voice) (uncredited)

Kathleen LaGue

Herb Pelham

Lou Saliba

Guard

Andre Ware

Jason

Jonathan Murphy

Sheriff

Jose Yenque