Mayor Coont
Anna Maria Horsford
Olivia St. Lapel / Maggie Zine
Krysta Rodriguez
Hannah Contour
RuPaul
Big Russ
Andrew Ridings
Charo
Charo
Shopping Lady
Raven
Narrator
Michelle Visage
Bea Eeep
Peppermint
Matt Rothews
Ross Mathews
Kitty Myua
Brooke Lynn Hytes
Wistful Woman
Kelly Mantle
Kreston Carsley
Carson Kressley
Hazel Delashes
Joshua Eads-Brown
Jane McBeige
Jan Sport
Hazel Delashes
Joshua Allan Eads
Delia Von Whitewoman
Jaymes Mansfield
Cher
Chad Michaels
Bertram
Victoria "Porkchop" Parker
The Spirit of Christmas
Latrice Royale
Gorge Intern
Heidi N Closet
Jane McBeige
Jan Sport
Kim Petras
Kim Petras
Bus Driver
Mayhem Miller
Townsfolk #1
Kimora Blac
Mr. E
David Koechner
Dolly
Kylie Sonique Love
Laganja Estranja
Laganja Estranja
Lanette
Morgan McMichaels
Young 1997 Hannah
Tia Shipman
Mother
Manila Luzon
Young Olivia
Emilene Bell
Townsfolk #3
Pandora Boxx
Tristan
Kade Gottlieb
Tristan
Gottmik
Father
Ian Delaney
Toymaker
Rock M. Sakura
Barbara Walters (voice)
Nadya Ginsburg
Self
Laganja Estranja
Toymaker
Rock M. Sakura
Little Lenny
Sutton Schultz
Cher
Chad Michaels
Annoying Smart Girl
Meiyee Apple Tam
Cranky Old Man
Paul Kreppel
Grandma
Joyce Greenleaf
Grandson
Jackson Owens
Romantic Guy
Zack Cosby
Dancing Husband #1
Nick Baga
Dancing Husband #2
Montay Romero
Dancing Husband #3
Brandon Mathis
Dancing Husband #4
Mackenzie Green
Dancing Husband #5
Grant Gilmore
Dancing Husband #6
Ezra Sosa
Townfolk #1
Kimora Blac
Townfolk #2
Nicola Graham
Townsfolk #4
Dominique Generaux
Townsfolk #5
Bryan Carman