Mayor Coont

Anna Maria Horsford

Olivia St. Lapel / Maggie Zine

Krysta Rodriguez

Hannah Contour

RuPaul

Big Russ

Andrew Ridings

Charo

Charo

Narrator

Michelle Visage

Bea Eeep

Peppermint

Matt Rothews

Ross Mathews

Kitty Myua

Brooke Lynn Hytes

Wistful Woman

Kelly Mantle

Kreston Carsley

Carson Kressley

Hazel Delashes

Joshua Eads-Brown

Jane McBeige

Jan Sport

Hazel Delashes

Joshua Allan Eads

Delia Von Whitewoman

Jaymes Mansfield

Cher

Chad Michaels

David Petruschin

Bertram

Victoria "Porkchop" Parker

The Spirit of Christmas

Latrice Royale

Gorge Intern

Heidi N Closet

Kim Petras

Kim Petras

Bus Driver

Mayhem Miller

Townsfolk #1

Kimora Blac

Mr. E

David Koechner

Dolly

Kylie Sonique Love

Laganja Estranja

Laganja Estranja

Lanette

Morgan McMichaels

Young 1997 Hannah

Tia Shipman

Mother

Manila Luzon

Young Olivia

Emilene Bell

Townsfolk #3

Pandora Boxx

Tristan

Kade Gottlieb

Tristan

Gottmik

Shopping Lady

Raven

Father

Ian Delaney

Toymaker

Rock M. Sakura

Barbara Walters (voice)

Nadya Ginsburg

Little Lenny

Sutton Schultz

Annoying Smart Girl

Meiyee Apple Tam

Cranky Old Man

Paul Kreppel

Grandma

Joyce Greenleaf

Grandson

Jackson Owens

Romantic Guy

Zack Cosby

Dancing Husband #1

Nick Baga

Dancing Husband #2

Montay Romero

Dancing Husband #3

Brandon Mathis

Dancing Husband #4

Mackenzie Green

Dancing Husband #5

Grant Gilmore

Dancing Husband #6

Ezra Sosa

Townfolk #2

Nicola Graham

Townsfolk #4

Dominique Generaux

Townsfolk #5

Bryan Carman