Schecky Moskowitz

Adam Sandler

Mort Ginsberg

Peter Berg

Bambi

Valerie Breiman

Dickie Diamond

Scott LaRose

General Noriega

Burt Young

Mistress

Terry Moore

Bob/Schecky's Mother

Tom Hodges

King Neptune

Billy Zane

Ellen

Lisa Collins

Priest

Steven Brill

Croaker / Miss Spain

Adam Rifkin

Terrorist with Mustache

Warren Selko

Terrorist without Shirt

Ricky Paull Goldin

Dave

Billy Bob Thornton

Bartender

Allen Covert

Referee

Joe Gieb

Yellow Teeth

Dan Povenmire

Miss Kansas / Liz

Laura Mraz

Miss Louisiana / Bunny Miller

Elizabeth Primm

Miss Jamaica / Chickie

Stacey Marie Palmer

Miss Israel / Bluebell

Lisa C. Vendetti

Miss Arkansas / Pammy

Catherine Satterwhite

Slimy

Chris Bogard

Himself (uncredited)

Milton Berle