Goody

Alicia Silverstone

Stacy

Krysten Ritter

Cisserus

Sigourney Weaver

Joey

Dan Stevens

Danny

Richard Lewis

Dr. Van Helsing

Wallace Shawn

Vadim

Justin Kirk

Vlad Tepish

Malcolm McDowell

Mrs. Van Helsing

Kristen Johnston

Renfield

Zak Orth

Angela

Marilu Henner

Rita

Meredith Scott Lynn

Professor Quincy

Larry Wilmore

Diego Bardem (uncredited)

Gael García Bernal

Mary Anne Cachillo

Bettina Bresnan

Ivan

Todd Barry

Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist

Brian Backer

Juicy Girl

Emily Goldwyn

Pizza Guy

Taylor Negron

Derek

Amir Arison

Ivan Sergei

Leather Guy at Club

Glen Trotiner

Erik

Scott Thomson

Elderly Woman

Annie Kitral

Rat Eating Woman

Johanna Went

Nurse 1

Rhonda Freya English

Landlady

Leisa Pulido

Nerdy Sales Guy

Joel Michaely

Gunman

Mike Eshaq

Elderly Man

Thomas D. Mahard

Legal Clerk

Christopher Jarecki

Baby Goody

Olivia Walby