John Clasky

Adam Sandler

Flor Moreno

Paz Vega

Deborah Clasky

Téa Leoni

Evelyn Norwich

Cloris Leachman

Cristina Moreno

Shelbie Bruce

Bernice 'Bernie' Clasky

Sarah Steele

George 'Georgie' Clasky

Ian Hyland

Cristina Moreno - Age 6

Victoria Luna

Flor's Husband

Ricardo Molina

Mike the Realtor

Thomas Haden Church

Cristina at 17/Narrator

Aimee Garcia

Monica

Cecilia Suárez

Peg

Rae Allen

Luz

Brenda Canela

Fourteen-Year-Old Boy

Eddy Martin

Hostess at Fancy Restaurant

Nicole Nieth

Businessman

Jamie Kaler

Businessman

James Lancaster

Pietro

Philip Rosenthal

Anne Bancroft

Gwen

Angela Goethals

Victor (Maitre'd)

Sean Smith

Alex

Jonathan Hernandez

Manuel

Freddy Soto

Yuppie Girl

Wendy Braun

Yuppie Girl

Nichole Hiltz

Rabid Sports Fan

Eric Schaeffer

Arlene (School Director)

Jean Gaskill

Sleepover Friend

Spencer Locke

Sleepover Friend

Sarah Hyland

Chef

Andrew Sikking

Chef

Albert Melera

Hostess at John's Restaurant

Liz Carey

Girl on Balcony

Anastasia C. Ford

Girl on Balcony

Yasmeen Azizian

Girl on Balcony

Daisy Cruz

Girl on Balcony

Kristha Sazo

Coffee Patron

Morgan Ward

Coffee Patron

Cheryl Ward

UPS Guy

Christian Stone

Director

James A. Brooks

Director

James L. Brooks