Spanky Ham (voice)

Adam Carolla

Abigail DiGregorio

Ling-Ling (voice)

Abbey DiGregorio

Captain Hero / King / Wile E. Coyote (voice)

Jess Harnell

I.S.R.A.E.L. (aka Intelligent Smart Robotic Animated Eraser Lady) (voice)

Seth MacFarlane

Xandir P. Whifflebottom (voice)

Jack Plotnick

Ling-Ling

Abbey McBride

Toot Braunstein / Princess Clara (voice)

Tara Strong

Foxxy Love / Suck My Taint Girl (voice)

Cree Summer

Wooldoor Sockbat / Jew Producer / Barney Rubble (voice)

James Arnold Taylor

Network Head (voice)

Vernon Wells

Hot Bar Chick / Old Lady #2 / Smurfette (voice) (uncredited)

Kaitlyn Robrock

Himself (voice)

Dave Jeser

Himself (voice)

Matt Silverstein