John

Mark Wahlberg

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Samantha

Amanda Seyfried

Tami-Lynn

Jessica Barth

Donny

Giovanni Ribisi

Patrick Meighan

Morgan Freeman

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Fertility Doctor

Dennis Haysbert

Guy

Patrick Warburton

Rick

Michael Dorn

Steve

Richard Schiff

Frank

Bill Smitrovich

Shep Wild

John Slattery

Chucky

Martin Klebba

Joy

Cocoa Brown

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

John Carrol Lynch

Tom Jessup

John Carroll Lynch

Judge

Ron Canada

Customer

Liam Neeson

Narrator

Patrick Stewart

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Dr. Ed Danzer

Sebastian Arcelus

Karl Jackson

Jay Patterson

Comic

Steve Callaghan

Adoption Agent

Nana Visitor

Female Nurse

Maggie Geha

Allison

Jessica Szohr

Blind Guy

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Waitress

Lexi Atkins

Todd Kidder

Jack Knight

Boston Newscaster

Lauren Sánchez

Boston Neighbor

William Xifaras

Wedding Singer

Curtis Stigers

NYC Doctor

Julius Sharpe

NYC Nurse

Liz Morgan

Obi-Wan

Alec Sulkin

NYC Nurse

Liz E. Morgan

Stormtrooper

Ralph Garman

Jury Foreman

Michael Steven Costello

Juror

J. Mark Donaldson

Juror

Vanessa Vander Pluym

Juror

Frank Lloyd

Bailiff

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Receptionist

Becki Dennis

Band Leader

Robert Holfelder

Cyclist

Michael Trisler

Jogger

Ryan Hanna

Pundit

David Goldman

Hasbro CEO Assistant

Kate Gustafson

Pundit

Ronobir Lahiri

Pundit

Barry Ratcliffe

Pundit

Ted Jessup

Pundit

Chris Regan

Pundit

Barry J. Ratcliffe

Pundit

Nefetari Spencer

Pundit

Jeffrey Stubblefield

Pundit

Wellesley Wild

Cop (Boston PD)

Lenny Clarke

Meighan Assistant

Rachael MacFarlane

Reporter

Christy Scott Cashman

Nerd (Wedgie)

Joseph Micucci

Cop (Boston PD)

Chris Neville

Comic-Con Fan

Josiah Blount

Borg

Dustin Ybarra

Hellboy

Matthew Walters

Nerd (Wedgie)

Joseph J. Micucci

Vendor

Aaron Zell

Film Executive

Scott Wahle

Security Guard

Johnny Alves

Police Dispatcher

John Viener

Security Guard

Silvio Cuadra

Diner Waitress

Kate O'Brien

Bachelor Party Guest

Billy Concha

Hellboy

Matthew J. Walters

Ted Toy Voice

Tara Strong

Comic Con Attendee

Luis Salazar

Diner Waitress

Kate B. O'Brien

Jump Rope Guy

Andrew Torres

Wedding Announcer

Luke Adams

Tiffany

Tiffany

Piano

Julie Schmid

Piano

Lexie Contursi