John

Mark Wahlberg

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Samantha

Amanda Seyfried

Tami-Lynn

Jessica Barth

Donny

Giovanni Ribisi

Patrick Meighan

Morgan Freeman

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Fertility Doctor

Dennis Haysbert

Guy

Patrick Warburton

Rick

Michael Dorn

Steve

Richard Schiff

Narrator (voice)

Patrick Stewart

Frank

Bill Smitrovich

Shep Wild

John Slattery

Chucky

Martin Klebba

Joy

Cocoa Brown

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

John Carrol Lynch

Tom Jessup

John Carroll Lynch

Judge

Ron Canada

Customer

Liam Neeson

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Ed Danzer

Sebastian Arcelus

Karl Jackson

Jay Patterson

Comic

Steve Callaghan

Adoption Agent

Nana Visitor

Female Nurse

Maggie Geha

Allison

Jessica Szohr

Blind Guy

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Waitress

Lexi Atkins

Borg

Dustin Ybarra

NYC Doctor

Julius Sharpe

Jury Foreman

Michael Steven Costello

Boston Newscaster

Lauren Sanchez

Pundit

Barry J. Ratcliffe

Boston Neighbor

William Xifaras

Wedding Singer

Curtis Stigers

Todd Kidder

Jack Knight

NYC Nurse

Liz E. Morgan

Obi-Wan

Alec Sulkin

NYC Nurse

Liz Morgan

Stormtrooper

Ralph Garman

Juror

Vanessa Vander Pluym

Juror

J. Mark Donaldson

Juror

Frank Lloyd

Receptionist

Becky Dennis

Cyclist

Michael Trisler

Jogger

Ryan Hanna

Pundit

David Goldman

Pundit

Ronobir Lahiri

Pundit

Nefetari Spencer

Pundit

Barry Ratcliffe

Pundit

Jeffrey Stubblefield

Pundit

Chris Regan

Pundit

Wellesley Wild

Cop (Boston PD)

Lenny Clarke

Cop (Boston PD)

Chris Neville

Meighan Assistant

Rachael MacFarlane

Reporter

Christy Scott Cashman

Comic Con Fan

Josiah Blount

Nerd (Wedgie)

Joseph Micucci

Police Dispatcher

John Viener

Diner Waitress

Kate B. O'Brien

Bachelor Party Guest

Billy Concha

Ted Toy (voice)

Tara Strong

Hellboy

Matthew Walters

Vendor

Aaron Zell

Tiffany

Tiffany

Film Executive

Scott Wahle

Bailiff

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Pundit

Ted Jessup

Diner Waitress

Kate O'Brien

Nerd (Wedgie)

Joseph J. Micucci

Hellboy

Matthew J. Walters

Comic Con Attendee

Luis Salazar

Wedding Announcer

Luke Adams

Cake Girl

Brittany O'Connor

Piano / Ginger Girl

Julie Schmid

Comic Con Attendee

Rose Wakesho

Piano

Lexie Contursi

Woman at Diner

Susan Garibotto

Additional Voices (voice)

JoeyStarr

Director

Seth MacFarlane