John
Mark Wahlberg
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
Samantha Jackson
Amanda Seyfried
Tami-Lynn
Jessica Barth
Donny
Giovanni Ribisi
Patrick Meighan
Morgan Freeman
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Fertility Doctor
Dennis Haysbert
Guy
Patrick Warburton
Rick
Michael Dorn
Steve
Richard Schiff
Narrator (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Frank
Bill Smitrovich
Shep Wild
John Slattery
Chucky
Martin Klebba
Joy
Cocoa Brown
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
John Carrol Lynch
Tom Jessup
John Carroll Lynch
Judge
Ron Canada
Customer
Liam Neeson
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Ed Danzer
Sebastian Arcelus
Karl Jackson
Jay Patterson
Comic
Steve Callaghan
Adoption Agent
Nana Visitor
Female Nurse
Maggie Geha
Allison
Jessica Szohr
Blind Guy
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Waitress
Lexi Atkins
Borg
Dustin Ybarra
NYC Doctor
Julius Sharpe
Jury Foreman
Michael Steven Costello
Boston Newscaster
Lauren Sanchez
Pundit
Barry J. Ratcliffe
Boston Neighbor
William Xifaras
Wedding Singer
Curtis Stigers
Todd Kidder
Jack Knight
NYC Nurse
Liz E. Morgan
Obi-Wan
Alec Sulkin
NYC Nurse
Liz Morgan
Stormtrooper
Ralph Garman
Juror
Vanessa Vander Pluym
Juror
J. Mark Donaldson
Juror
Frank Lloyd
Receptionist
Becki Dennis
Cyclist
Michael Trisler
Jogger
Ryan Hanna
Pundit
David Goldman
Pundit
Ronobir Lahiri
Pundit
Nefetari Spencer
Pundit
Barry Ratcliffe
Pundit
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Chris Regan
Pundit
Wellesley Wild
Cop (Boston PD)
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Meighan Assistant
Rachael MacFarlane
Reporter
Christy Scott Cashman
Comic Con Fan
Josiah Blount
Nerd (Wedgie)
Joseph Micucci
Police Dispatcher
John Viener
Diner Waitress
Kate B. O'Brien
Bachelor Party Guest
Billy Concha
Ted Toy (voice)
Tara Strong
Hellboy
Matthew Walters
Vendor
Aaron Zell
Tiffany
Tiffany
Film Executive
Scott Wahle
Bailiff
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Pundit
Ted Jessup
Diner Waitress
Kate O'Brien
Nerd (Wedgie)
Joseph J. Micucci
Hellboy
Matthew J. Walters
Comic Con Attendee
Luis Salazar
Wedding Announcer
Luke Adams
Cake Girl
Brittany O'Connor
Piano / Ginger Girl
Julie Schmid
Comic Con Attendee
Rose Wakesho
Piano
Lexie Contursi
Woman at Diner
Susan Garibotto
Additional Voices (voice)
JoeyStarr