Richard Clark

Jon Lovitz

Victoria Chapell

Tia Carrere

Principal Evelyn Doyle

Louise Fletcher

Griff McReynolds

Mekhi Phifer

Natalie Thompson

Malinda Williams

Julie Rubels

Natasha Gregson Wagner

Paco

Guillermo Diaz

Thaddeus Clark

John Neville

Two-Bags

Lexie Bigham

Alonzo

Gil Espinoza

Mr. DeMarco

Marco Rodríguez

Hulk

Eric Allan Kramer

Anferny Jefferson

Brian Hooks

Rhino

Nicholas Worth

Miss Bernie Wells

Lu Elrod

Singer

Vitamin C

Singer

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Asian Woman

Kotoko Kawamura

Miss Foley

Eve Sigall

Mr. Arnott

Michael Nye

Griff's Mom

Joan Ruedelstein

Female Teacher

McNally Sagal

Operator

Mallory Sandler

Blind Student

Carlos Flores-Recinos

Nurse

Sonya Eddy

African Translator

Adam Otokiti

Viet Translator

Seami Nakamura

Central American Translator

Marabina Jaimes

Mou Mou/Bartender

Baoan Coleman

Maitre d'

Michelle Jones

Cop

Vernon P. Burton

Anchorwoman

Pat Harvey*

Student

Christian Dyer Mills

Thaddeus's Secretary

Susan Breslau

Student With Paper

John Ducey

DJ

Ricky Harris

Panhandler

Steven Kent

Faculty Member

Christopher J. Keene

Teacher

Thom Barry

Tourette's Kid

Abdul Goznobi

Rookie Cop

Drew O'Connell

Security Officer

Jeff Wright

Little Slut

Shauna Robertson

Drama Coach

Ali Hojat

Woman Smoking Pipe

Charlotte Zucker

Wellington Student

Jeremy Breslau

Wellington Student

Ben Breslau

Wellington Student

Isaac Ardolino

Moaning Woman

Io Perry

Watch Salesman

Allen J. Smith

Kid in Hallway

Michael W. Williams

Girl in Class

Nicole Ann Cohen

Stripper

Mina Nims

Stripper

Rachelle Roderick

Pizza Guy

Mark Swenson

Flowbee Announcer

Stephen Cilurzo