Yvaine

Claire Danes

Lamia

Michelle Pfeiffer

Tristan

Charlie Cox

Captain Shakespeare

Robert De Niro

Septimus

Mark Strong

Victoria

Sienna Miller

Ferdy the Fence

Ricky Gervais

Primus

Jason Flemyng

Secondus

Rupert Everett

King of Stormhold

Peter O'Toole

Empusa

Sarah Alexander

Mormo

Joanna Scanlan

Humphrey

Henry Cavill

Slave Girl - Una

Kate Magowan

Bernard

Jake Curran

Ditchwater Sal

Melanie Hill

Tertius

Mark Heap

Dunstan Thorne

Nathaniel Parker

Pirate

Adam Fogerty

Old Guard

David Kelly

Sextus

David Walliams

Pirate

Jordan Long

Quintus

Adam Buxton

Pirate

Spencer Wilding

Narrator

Ian McKellen

Quartus

Julian Rhind-Tutt

Receptionist

Geoff Bell

Bishop

Struan Rodger

New Bishop

Mark Burns

Skinny Pirate

Dexter Fletcher

Young Scientist

Bimbo Hart

Billy

Mark Williams

Girl Bernard

Olivia Grant

Mr. Monday

Frank Ellis

Young Dunstan Thorn

Ben Barnes

Victorian Academic

Alastair MacIntosh

Grumpy Customer

Darby Hawker

Lackey

Grant Burgin

Soothsayer

George Innes

Yvaine's Sister

Coco Sumner

Old Pirate

Terry Murphy

Pirate

Rab Affleck

Pirate

Carlos Besse Peres

Pirate

Elwin 'Chopper' David

Bishop's Assistant

Philip Harvey

Billie Whitelaw