Yvaine

Claire Danes

Lamia

Michelle Pfeiffer

Tristan

Charlie Cox

Captain Shakespeare

Robert De Niro

Victoria

Sienna Miller

Ferdy the Fence

Ricky Gervais

Primus

Jason Flemyng

Septimus

Mark Strong

Secondus

Rupert Everett

King of Stormhold

Peter O'Toole

Humphrey

Henry Cavill

Slave Girl - Una

Kate Magowan

Bernard

Jake Curran

Empusa

Sarah Alexander

Dunstan Thorne

Nathaniel Parker

Ditchwater Sal

Melanie Hill

Pirate

Adam Fogerty

Old Guard

David Kelly

Mormo

Joanna Scanlan

Pirate

Jordan Long

Pirate

Spencer Wilding

Narrator (voice)

Ian McKellen

Receptionist

Geoff Bell

Skinny Pirate

Dexter Fletcher

Bishop

Struan Rodger

New Bishop

Mark Burns

Sextus

David Walliams

Tertius

Mark Heap

Billy

Mark Williams

Quintus

Adam Buxton

Young Scientist

Bimbo Hart

Victorian Academic

Alastair MacIntosh

Mr. Monday

Frank Ellis

Young Dunstan Thorn

Ben Barnes

Grumpy Customer

Darby Hawker

Quartus

Julian Rhind-Tutt

Lackey

Grant Burgin

Soothsayer

George Innes

Girl Bernard

Olivia Grant

Yvaine's Sister

Coco Sumner

Sextus

David Williams

Old Pirate

Terry Murphy

Pirate

Rab Affleck

Pirate

Carlos Besse Peres

Pirate

Elwin 'Chopper' David

Billie Whitelaw

Director

Matthew Vaughn

Director

Michael Apted