Artie DeVanzo

Artie Lange

Maz

Ralph Macchio

Linda

Cara Buono

Dennis Mangenelli

Anthony De Sando

Johnny Trinno

Jimmy Palumbo

Dave

Joe Lo Truglio

Tim

Jerry Minor

Artie's Mom

Laurie Metcalf

Dirt

Seymour Cassel

Alfonse

Michael Deeg

Gina

Elizabeth Regen

Marilyn

Maddie Corman

Max

Daniel Tay

Gina's Father

Frank Pellegrino

Police Chief Gugliamino

Louis Lombardi

Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)

Joseph R. Gannascoli

Front Desk Girl

Tina Fey

Slap in the Face Hooker

Charlene Biton

Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)

Nick Di Paolo

Football Guy

Jim Breuer

Ed

Alex Corrado

Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)

Jim Florentine

Rhonda

Mary Birdsong

Creepy Guy Down the Shore

Todd Barry

Ed's Bar & Swill Player

Richard Duva

Tommy

Matthew Gumley

Pitching Machine

Keisha

Ump #1

Michael Lisenco

Ump #3

Kamal Ahmed

Gina's Mother

Dana Lorge

Hooker #3

Nathalie Walker

Dakis

Gino Cafarelli

Shoot the Greek Barker

George Seminara

Championship Game Ump

Bill Scheft

Ed's Bar & Swill Player

Jared Burke