The Count

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Carl

Tom Sturridge

Quentin

Bill Nighy

Gavin

Rhys Ifans

Minister Dormandy

Kenneth Branagh

Dave

Nick Frost

Charlotte

Emma Thompson

James

Charlie Rowe

Eleonore

January Jones

Simon

Chris O'Dowd

Thick Kevin

Tom Brooke

Angus "The Nut" Nutsford

Rhys Darby

Desiree

Gemma Arterton

On-the-Hour John

Will Adamsdale

Mr. Roberts

Michael Hadley

Twatt

Jack Davenport

Mrs. Roberts

Lucy Fleming

Felicity

Katherine Parkinson

Marianne

Talulah Riley

Bob

Ralph Brown

Angus' Boat Girl

Katie Lyons

Mark

Tom Wisdom

Harold

Ike Hamilton

Miss C

Sinéad Matthews

Prime Minister

Stephen Moore

Sandford

Michael Thomas

Fredericks

Bo Poraj

Transfer Boatman

Ian Mercer

Mrs. Dormandy

Francesca Longrigg

Jemima Dormandy

Amanda Fairbank-Hynes

Model

Poppy Delevingne

Margaret

Olivia Llewellyn

Marianne's Captain

David Sterne

Rock Boat Captain

Olegar Fedoro

Commanding officer

William Ilkley

Swedish Crewman

Duncan Foster

Policeman

Edward Hancock

John's Boat Girl

Kirsty Mather

Simon's T-Shirt Girl

Lana Davidson

Model

Sarah Forster

Model

Ocean Moon

Model

Tuuli Shipster

Swedish Crewman

Tomas Andrisiunas

Swedish Crewman

Gudmundur Audunsson

Swedish Crewman

Kris Gummerus

Fredericks

Bohdan Poraj

Dave

Nicholas Frost